Uhm.... Hi.

[wolven7]

Tom Waits - [Who Are You]--- Hello all ye faithful, and welcome to my little Crossroads. Have your rum, goats, and pitch cockerels at the ready.

You'll be added in due course, have only a little patience.

Welcome.

Comments

[kuranes.livejournal.com]

Uh.. yeah, I came here about midnight. I was told I could get help playing guitar?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

<.Recording >Sorry, due to relocation, we are only able to help with Fiddle Playing, at this time. If you would check back with us, sometime around June, we here at HellCorp. would be happy to help you learn to play a bass that would flay the skin from the innocents and damned, alike.

Thank you for calling HellCorp., and have a Great day. <./recording

[insomniated.livejournal.com]

Fiddle? Devil Came Down to Georgia? Wheeeeeee!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Well-spotted :)

[anarchette.livejournal.com]

goats? :x

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Thay're delicious. Can't be helped.

[kmn-rdr-caoimhe.livejournal.com]

My goat's breath smells like cat food.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

"Are there any other questions?"

*Raises hand*

"Any questions NOT about your [goat], Ralph."

*Puts down hand*

[raoin.livejournal.com]

"oh..."

[wolven.livejournal.com]

"I bent my [goat] Wookie."

[raoin.livejournal.com]

*unintelligible [goat] wookie noises*

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Now that's just frightening.

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

But cute. Like a well-groomed mop, with hooves. And terrifying noises.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Exactly: Terrifying. :)

[insomniated.livejournal.com]

Don't eat the goats! Those were my prize, just earlier this very day! Well, yesterday. Depends on how you define day. Mere hours ago. Whatever. I won goats. Fair and square. Just ask anarchette. She tried to give me a "shinnnnny new carrrrrrr" but I wanted the goats, dammit!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I repeat: Delicious. Can't be helped. I could always just put them in suits, and give them clerical work....

[insomniated.livejournal.com]

"It's all relative. Who's your food, who's your pet, who's your insurance salesman..."

~Dilbert

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Exactly. :)

[anarchette.livejournal.com]

Fabulous prize goats are for worship, and blankets. *nods*

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! Worship!

[anarchette.livejournal.com]

and BLANKETS. :X

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Blankets are warm. Also it was a great graphic novel. *nods*

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Awwwww....

The rum, I can get behind, but do we have to have goat again, dear?...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Ok, then it's settled. The goats are for giving jobs, and not for eating. :)