Chemical Warfare.
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wolven7Oingo Boingo - [I Am The Walrus]--- They cannot be allowed to gain the food supply. If they gain access, we lose it all, and generations will be lost. We must strike first. Destroy them, utterly, and without exception. We will make it quick, and as painless as possible, for we are not without mercy, and respect for an enemy is paramount. But they will be destroyed.
We have tried chloride, amonium solutions, and, for a brief, insane moment, had even considered mustard gassing our own territory, in order to destroy their routes of ingress. We quickly realised that this was madness. Families live here. Friends, lovers. Their lives must be considered.
Cole Porter, Kevin Kline & John Barrowman - [Night and Day]--- We have tried reasoning with the enemy, we have tried to discuss with them, but they insist on encroaching into our lands. So we have hired mercenaries. They will arrive within the next three days, with superior weaponry, and chemicals, more suited to the task. This war will soon be over, and it is with respect that i say to the enemy: Fairwell. Had circumstances been different, we may have been allies. Perhaps even friends. As it stands, we have the chance to destroy you utterly, where all else has failed, and we will not shrink from it.
Deadsy - [Tom Sawyer (Rush Cover)]--- Goodbye, Ants. You were a worthy opponent. This war will soon be over. For now.
We have tried chloride, amonium solutions, and, for a brief, insane moment, had even considered mustard gassing our own territory, in order to destroy their routes of ingress. We quickly realised that this was madness. Families live here. Friends, lovers. Their lives must be considered.
Cole Porter, Kevin Kline & John Barrowman - [Night and Day]--- We have tried reasoning with the enemy, we have tried to discuss with them, but they insist on encroaching into our lands. So we have hired mercenaries. They will arrive within the next three days, with superior weaponry, and chemicals, more suited to the task. This war will soon be over, and it is with respect that i say to the enemy: Fairwell. Had circumstances been different, we may have been allies. Perhaps even friends. As it stands, we have the chance to destroy you utterly, where all else has failed, and we will not shrink from it.
Deadsy - [Tom Sawyer (Rush Cover)]--- Goodbye, Ants. You were a worthy opponent. This war will soon be over. For now.
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Date: 2005-09-20 11:34 pm (UTC)Because its either ME or THEM.
They build cities. They build roads. They farm. They keep slaves. They wage war.
And all I can see is that here but for the grace of another 20 grams of body weight goes our civilization down into the great maw of a queen ant to fuel more of her brood. Evolution has created something so horrible in the ant that even calm, rational, logical me can only react with genocidal and insecticidal rage and loathing towards them as an entire genus.
You think im scared of toasters? Imagine my reaction now to a toaster full of ants.
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Date: 2005-09-20 11:49 pm (UTC)*feels stomach do a flip*
KILL THEM ALL. NOW.
Fuck.
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Date: 2005-09-21 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-21 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-22 02:35 am (UTC)(And I feel the same way about millipedes, silverfish, and the like, as you about the ants. TOO many frelling legs...)