mr_hinzelmann and i have gone insane.

[wolven7]

Jack Off Jill - [Lollirot]--- We've decided that it's time to start smoking Raccoons. That's not a euphemism, or a metaphor. That's literal. We're going to find stuffed raccoons, somewhere, get some pipe stems, stick one end of the raccoons into them, and light the other end. The kids'll call it "Smokin' the 'Coon."

There's no ATF, or FDA regulation telling us not to, so we have to. It's the same reason we're going to start grinding up cars in giant food processors, spreading them on toast and crackers, and eating them. (KMFDM - [Sucks]). Because neither the FDA, nor Volkswagen, has told us not to. So we'll Sue, when.. i mean IF we get sick. *nods*

< /irony> (Who are you kidding? It never ends.)

^_^ Later.

Comments

Go for it!

[karishi.livejournal.com]

Abusing yourself for pay is quite possibly the most American job in the world.

Re: Go for it!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That's EXACTLY what we figured! We'd be living the DREAM!

In the light of day.

[mr-hinzelmann.livejournal.com]

Some of the best sounding ideas don't seem so wondeful when you first wake up the next morning. Ther is something abouot daylight that cleans out the haze of tobacco and imported beer. You know?


But this...this idea...

This idea gets better everytime I think about it!

Mwa ha ha ha ha

Re: In the light of day.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Abso-freaking-lutely. ^_^

Besides, that is why we oft-times Curse the DayStar, and throw things at it, to try to kill it. Other times, we remembrer that it gives us food. And stuff.