About Sci-Fi's "Boa Vs. Python":

[wolven7]

"How do you stop a hundred foot snake?" Easy, and no it's most certainly not "Get a bigger snake."

You stuff some C-4 in a deer, wait for it to swallow, then Blow It the Fuck Up.

Or, even simpler, a really big, really sharp rock. Cliff, drop, dead.

Later.

Comments

[okkitten.livejournal.com]

I dunno..........get a bigger snake sounds fun. What is this madness you speak of anyway?

Mmmmmmmmmm C-4.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Look, if you're already having Trouble, with the First snake, A) why would you want a Bigger one, and B) where would you GET a bigger one, that you could ostensibly Control?

Too many problems. As i said Sci-Fi's "Boa Vs. Python." Check scifi.com. Blech.

[okkitten.livejournal.com]

Because in TV/Movie land, that's always the most logical thing to do. Duh. Have I taught you nothing? ;)

Wow.........looks so horrible I might have to watch it. I doubt I will though because I always forget when stuff like that is coming on.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Bah, i say. This is why my movies would be mostly character dramas. Because my characters think logically.

[brigidreborn.livejournal.com]

Nononono. All wrong. You get a *really* big mongoose and let them battle it out.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but eventually, after the snake's dead, that mongoose is going to get bored, and Then what?

Or, how about this third option: Leave the 100+ foot snakes the FUCK ALONE! Silly people.

[brigidreborn.livejournal.com]

But then the 100 ft snakes get bored and you get interesting carnage. Maybe you could poison the snake somehow and then feed him to the mongoose.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, it's probably the humans' fault, anyway, so they deserve what they get.

Now i need to watch "Rikki Tikki Tavi," again...

[tribeofone.livejournal.com]

I get my boys, Tommy and Wildey, and we have a little snake hunting party. Then some BBQ snake, and a new snake skin jacket, belt, and boots for me and new boots for xmas presents for everyone.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Well, apparently, they tried that. I seriously doubt they tried the C-4, or the rock. *nods*

[tribeofone.livejournal.com]

No, they didn't or you would be getting a new snake skin trenchcoat to match the boots.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

No i mean military and hunters, and other badasses. C4. Rock. Rock made of C4. *nods*

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

You wind it around the bottom of that really big tree over There...*points* and then you let it sleep til then End of things. THAT'S what you do with it. *sage nod*

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Like i said before, the other option is to leave it the fuck alone. But do "regular" people think of these things? No. Fie on them.