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I love cooking shows. I always have. Ever since i first saw "Yan Can Cook," on PBS, when i was very small, i've loved cooking shows. My grandmother taught me how to cook. My father taught me how to cook. I Love Cooking, and anyone who can cook well.

I like Gladiatorial battles. I'm not going to bother explaining that.

I first saw Iron Chef, in the original Japanese, in my Junior year, in Highschool, in my Japanese class. I was immediately entranced. Combination of the Gladiatorial, and Cooking. Gladiatorial Cooking. Awesome.

Iron Chef America: Battle of the Masters, has three of America's top chefs, against two of the Iron Chefs, from Japan. Sakai Hiroyuki and Morimoto Masaharu, versus Mario Batali, Wolfgang Puck, and Bobby Flay. And, in that last name, lies the show's failing, if it is to have a failing. Bobby Flay.

I don't like Bobby Flay, as a chef. His food choices annoy me, and his manner is one of arrogance, impudence, and disrespect. Morimoto-san once said, after their second fight, "He is not a chef. Did you see that? At the end, he stood on his cutting board." And he had done exactly that. You can stand on your counter. in your sink. Hell, stand in your fucking Stove, if you want, and are willing to get burned. But not where you cut your fucking food, man.

He just equivocated that "He didn't mean to stand there," and "didn't know that" the cutting board is sacred. Pay attention. Man. That he won that second battle was... odd.

Anyway, enough of the bad. More of the good. The Announcer, for ICA, is one of my favourite American chefs, period. Someone who can make anything interesting, and anything explainable. The announcer is native Atlantan Alton Brown, of "Good Eats." If you haven't seen the show... Wow. The man is awesome. He explains the reasoning behind Everything he does, because his attitude is "If you don't do this, you'll fuck up. Don't Fuck Up." Only less harsh :) He has a good bit of sarcasm, and humour, about him, and satire. It's awesome. I could think of no one better suited for the role of Culinary Announcer.

I am, over all, pleased with the choices. Very Pleased. I might have chosen Tyler Florence, instead of Flay, but Flay does add that aspect of tension.

Yes, i'm going to watch it.

{10.04pm: Mark Dacascos As Kaga's Nephew!! YES!!}

Date: 2004-04-23 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okkitten.livejournal.com
Cthulhu bless you, you beautiful bastard (the highest compliment I can give a person). I've known for quite some time what an awesome fucking human being you are but this entry puts that in stone. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate loathe and abominate Bobby Flay and I nearly hit my TV when he stood on that damn cutting board. Also Alton Brown is a tiny god, if you don't already have his measuring cups you must acquire some. Bless you son, bless you.

Date: 2004-04-23 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
He.. he has his own measuring cups...? o.o I need them Now... Just like i need Ming Tsai's ceramic knives....

Thank you for the compliments :)

Date: 2004-04-23 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okkitten.livejournal.com
Yes, they even have his face on them. http://catalog.fullpond.com/altonbrown/productdetail.aspx?CatalogName=General&CategoryName=All+Merchandise&ProductID=ABRN+AB1001

Yeah I realllllly need those knives as well. If I didn't have a full set of Hinkels I'd have bought them by now.

Date: 2004-04-23 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Those! Those are fucking Awesome...

Date: 2004-04-23 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okkitten.livejournal.com
Yessssssss yes they are. I have both. They fucking pwn.

Date: 2004-04-23 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Awesome. Need.
From: [identity profile] kmn-rdr-caoimhe.livejournal.com
Martin Yan
is the fucking MAN.

Thank you.
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Ah, couplets. They make everything awesome :)

Date: 2004-04-23 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unknownbinaries.livejournal.com
You know, I never did get into cooking shows. Or cooking for that matter. I usually just don't have the attention span to sit there and stirpokeflipseasonmarinate things...I like things I can toss in the oven and leave alone for a while. The former tend to burn on me as I start reading. :P

Date: 2004-04-23 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Heh. Heheh. Heheheheheheheheh... There are... Wow. Let's see.

Cooking, when done right, was fucking Made for people with ADD, because there's Always something that needs to be done. Try making a large meal, for a dinner party, in 30 minutes, or less, because you have to leave for a club. Not just leave, but, in that time, you have to be dressed and ready, too. Challenging. Hell, just getting all of your ingredients together, in a timely fashion, so that nothing gets fucked up...

Sometimes, you can't cut something, in advance, or it'll go bad, in the three minute interim. Even in the refidgerator. Or ESPECIALLY in the refridgerator. So it has to be done, immediately, while making sure something Else doesn't burn, and adding it in at the right time. It's a delicate balance of interlocking times.

I like to cook, when i'm frustrated, or angry. It's a focusing tool. Keeps me from going out and hitting things with a hammer, or crowbar.

Date: 2004-04-23 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unknownbinaries.livejournal.com
Well, it's a specific form of ADD, as in 'What I Decide is Worthwhile and Interesting'. And while good food is Wonderful, I've never had the impetus to actually know how to make it, and really rather someone else did it For me. :P

Date: 2004-04-23 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
>_< Well. To each her/his own.

Date: 2004-04-24 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigidreborn.livejournal.com
I am in love with Alton Brown. He's awesome. I loooove Good Eats because I am exceptional at fucking up and I like the little science-ish bits (I like to know how things work.) Plus, he's a funny guy sometimes.

Date: 2004-04-24 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Yeah. I keep planning to go to the Krogers and so on, that he visits, in hopes of running into/kidnaping him ^_^ Because... well... i could. Heheheheh. He's awesome.

Date: 2004-04-26 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teididh.livejournal.com
amen, brutha...Alton was the -only- choice for announcer. Still, it fucked with me a bit to hear the cameraguy going "Alton..." can you imagine how it will screw with the drinking games??

Date: 2004-04-26 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Hehehehe... We need to get every single bit of Iron Chef, on DVD...

Date: 2004-04-26 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teididh.livejournal.com
heh, and a -gallon- of vodka.

...and watch it until our eyes bleed or our livers try to crawl out our esophagae to freedom.

Date: 2004-04-27 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teididh.livejournal.com
LOL

yup, i miss drinking with you. (even if you -are- a lightweight, you're so much fun while you're still lucid.)

Date: 2004-04-27 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Meh, not That lightweight. Really depends on how much consistent drinking i've been doing, relative to that time... And i haven't been doing much, for the past month or so.
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