New and Updated battle cries. Ganked from absinthetics

[wolven7]

Razed In Black - [Nightmare]--- Just... Wow...

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the freeway! It is Wolven, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He cries apocalyptically: "In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

{4.23pm: VNV Nation - [Left Behind]--- *tries to hold back laughter... Fails* HAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!! Hoo... ^_^

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling on the mountains, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Damien! And he gives a vengeful scream: "I'm seriously going to fuck you until you taste like chicken!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

}

Comments

[okkitten.livejournal.com]

But.....humans already taste of chicken. Does that mean no fucking? Aww drat.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Bah. Humans taste of spam. That's a LONG way from chicken. Heheheheh

[okkitten.livejournal.com]

Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so chickens must taste of humans. You must be eating the wrong parts if it tastes like spam.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Which cannibals You been talkin' to? Human chemical composition matches pork, more. It's why we used Pig Hearts, for a while. *Evil Grin*

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Not to mention why there's a place in Transmetro called 'Long Pig'. ^_^

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Exactly. That's what the Vietnamese call human flesh. Yum.