Adventures in Trying to Eat Food.
Apr. 7th, 2004 01:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wolven7i tried to have waffles. I tried to be good. And then, after they were all made, and nicely buttered (cause sometimes i like butter on my waffles), and i had my cup of water, as i was walking up the stairs... I trip.
Waffles? Gone. Water? Mostly spilled. There's syrup and butter all over my steps, now, and i have to take the time to clean it up, before i can make more food. So i clean it up.
Now, i think to myself "Well, the universe didn't want me to have waffles and water... Maybe i should have a hamburger, up my protein intake, to combat these allergies..."
So i now have a cheeseburger, and a Cherry Coke.
My allergies Hurt, now. It's as if someone has stuffed small, sharp rocks into my sinuses, with a light acid, so that they slowly liquify, and pass down, into my throat. Delicious, let me tell you...
Blech. Off to eat my Cheeseburger. Later.
Waffles? Gone. Water? Mostly spilled. There's syrup and butter all over my steps, now, and i have to take the time to clean it up, before i can make more food. So i clean it up.
Now, i think to myself "Well, the universe didn't want me to have waffles and water... Maybe i should have a hamburger, up my protein intake, to combat these allergies..."
So i now have a cheeseburger, and a Cherry Coke.
My allergies Hurt, now. It's as if someone has stuffed small, sharp rocks into my sinuses, with a light acid, so that they slowly liquify, and pass down, into my throat. Delicious, let me tell you...
Blech. Off to eat my Cheeseburger. Later.
