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Went to the Vortex, for dinner. Very Late Dinner. Then went to the grocery store where i did not, in fact, buy groceries, but roommates did. Came home, and now there are two people {two of the people, with us, at the restaurant, and the grocery store} having sex on the front living room couch. Finally. They're done now, though.

{1.10am: Ok, look. It's the Sex Couch. It's a place for people to have sex, in the House, without having to break into other people's rooms. It is encouraged. Not frowned upon. I hope that clears things up.}

It's another day and you may have just wanted to stay in bed rather than face it, WOLVEN. It's hard to stay positive and focused when all you want to do is go back home, take a nap, or spend an hour or two with the newspaper. Take care not to let yourself get irritated when you're asked to perform some routine chores. While your feelings are understandable, it will only make the situation worse. Take a deep breath and remember that it's only temporary.

And i'm done, here, for now. Waiting on my clothes to dry... Blarg.

Later.

{12.59am: Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] beard:

Cowboy Bebop - YOUR bounty by Drusilla
Username
How much are you worth?$697,518
Number of victims4,623
Your storyYou're bloodthirsty, you'll always be bloodthirsty... you, blood thirster! O.o
Will you be caught?Yes, you'll eventually be caught. But it won't be easy. For them.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!
}

...

Date: 2004-03-01 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahajarabali.livejournal.com
Dude, that's entirely disrespectful.. get some saltn'peter and put it in their food.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-03-01 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendori.livejournal.com
It wouldnt do any good. He sprays fruit fly sex phermone on all his furnature. Either that or his roomies do it just to keep up the mystique.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-03-01 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
No, really we just tell people to have sex on the couch. It's the sex couch.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-03-01 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Oh, i made it so that they did. I've been yelling at them to do it, and get it over with, for weeks, now.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-03-01 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kmn-rdr-caoimhe.livejournal.com
Ah ok. That explains the "finally."

Re: ...

Date: 2004-03-01 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Yeah, i'll explain that, now.

Date: 2004-03-01 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendori.livejournal.com
I'd be more worried about your close incinirating than not getting dry. But thats just knowing you and your native habitat.

Date: 2004-03-01 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
^_^ Yeah, well... Heheh.

Date: 2004-03-01 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tribeofone.livejournal.com
So the people having sex on your couch don't live there? Please tell me which couch so i'll know not to pass out on it.

Date: 2004-03-01 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
The one in the upstairs living room. But why does that matter? The Library's your room, anyway. We need to get you an air matress.

Date: 2004-03-02 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tribeofone.livejournal.com
time to do some comparison shopping and think it threw ...but no one has sex on it other than me ....

Date: 2004-03-02 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Air matrress, then. Easier to make sure of that.

Date: 2004-03-02 11:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"So the people having sex on your couch don't live there?"

But all the people in the house are men, so if they both lived there, it would be the gay sex. Im thinking that seth wouldn't go for that, because of intense homophobia, and bob wouldn't go for it, because he can't get laid, period. So that kinda cancels al out, unless he was masterbating on the couch, and kept calling his hand by another name.

It was me and Rosie, happy?

-Devin

Date: 2004-03-02 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
And that's the end of That chapter, and the Mystery of the SEx Couch is now solved.

Jinkies.

Date: 2004-03-01 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitsuchan.livejournal.com
Cowboy Bebop - YOUR bounty by Drusilla
Username
How much are you worth?$550,632
Number of victims9,527
Your storyYou killed the first time for protection, then you killed again and loved the feeling. Then you just kept killing and killing and killing...
Will you be caught?Yes, you'll eventually be caught. But it won't be easy. For them.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!


Many more victims, but lower bounty. I feel insulted. ^_^ I hope dinner was nice.

Date: 2004-03-01 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
Dinner was awesome. And yeah, you got more victims, but i was apparently far more ruthless. ^_^

Date: 2004-03-01 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kmn-rdr-caoimhe.livejournal.com
Well you both got more than I did, but I'll bide my time...since I'll never be caught.

I wonder how long it'll take before seeing "mutilated with spork" in the paper gets old...

Date: 2004-03-01 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
What're you, kidding? That NEVER gets old.

Date: 2004-03-01 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolven.livejournal.com
*buys stock in Sporks™*

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