That sounds like something that would happen to me...just casually walking down the beach and all of a sudden I have whale intenstines on me from head to toe. Granted, I'm one of the weird ones that would find it amusing.
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical?" Dr. Raymond Stantz: We he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky. Rivers and seas boiling. Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave. Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
(Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. )
It would be much simpler to use prisoners to find landmines. Just pack them in a plane, send them where they need to be, and lt them loose in the fields. Sure, its bloody, but once they all explode, just send in more prisoners to clean up. As long as they use people on death row or with life terms and prisoners that get no visitors, it's not as if anyone will miss them.
And like how the drawing lists "confession after intense torture" as a way to identify a witch. Isn't that how governements identify everyone they don't like?
And lastly, did anyone else use vacum cleaner hoses to pretend he had a proton pack? Or was that just me?
Oddly enough, the exploding whale bit goes with the book I'm reading right now (Native Tongue by Carl Hiaasen. It was funny enough in the book but for it to actually happen (oh and I loved the color photo) is hilarious. Thank you for brightening my day.
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Date: 2004-01-28 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-01-28 09:03 pm (UTC)Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical?"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: We he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
(Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. )
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I love the GhostBusters.
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Date: 2004-01-28 09:50 pm (UTC)And like how the drawing lists "confession after intense torture" as a way to identify a witch. Isn't that how governements identify everyone they don't like?
And lastly, did anyone else use vacum cleaner hoses to pretend he had a proton pack? Or was that just me?
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Yep. Great stuff, those witch burnings.
Yes, everyone did. Or everyone cool, anyway.
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