Stolen from Voltaire

[wolven7]

"what kind of goth are you, anyway? have you
ever tried plundering france?! the original
goths were barbarians. and they never wore
black, vinyl pants!"
well you're in luck... you're not a goth!...
actually wait... no you're not in luck... why
wouldn't you want to be goth? we've got it
all... dark lives, lost in a world of self
deception listening to haunting music about
suicide and death and smoking cancer sticks all
night... um... never mind...
to read the whole poem, buy "Oh My Goth!"
if not... just visit Voltaire at
www.voltaire.net


what kind of goth are you (from Voltaire's 'Oh My Goth!')
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or



you're "one of those RIVET HEADS in your t-
shirt and combat boots. do you lumber around to
front 242 like the dance floor is covered in
goo?"
not that there's anything wrong with KMFDM, but
when goth's (who notoriously can't dance
themselves) look and think "what the hell
is it and why is he dancing like the floor's
all stick?" then you know you have a
problem.
to read the whole poem, buy "Oh My Goth!"
if not... just visit Voltaire at
www.voltaire.net


what kind of goth are you (from Voltaire's 'Oh My Goth!')
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Eminem - [Till I Collapse]--- Ahh... applicability... Heheh. Well, we moved Bob and Al in, today. That was ok. Turned into a really fun thing, toward the end.. .Finally saw the inside of the house. No, i hadn't, yet. It's Huge, and labyrinthine, and there's a crawl-space, and if a random Closet appears at ANY time, i swear to god... I'm going to Smile, briefly, before going unconscious. (Save Ferris - [Sorry My Friend]). Then i'm going ot wake up and explore. If you don't get the reference, that means you Still haven't read House of Leaves. Rectify this, now. Other than that, i've still got some packing to do. I'll be around, later.

Later.