Corny, but i Like
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wolven7"Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University
1. He only had one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
6. It may be true that He created the world, but
what has He done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating His results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for
permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover
it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He
deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to
read the book.
13. Some say He had His son teach the class.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most
students failed His tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually
held on a mountaintop."
1. He only had one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
6. It may be true that He created the world, but
what has He done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating His results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for
permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover
it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He
deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to
read the book.
13. Some say He had His son teach the class.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most
students failed His tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually
held on a mountaintop."
