I love these conversations

[wolven7]

StrixusOokami: so as my favorite question goes... it used to be not ok to eat fish on friday, and you went to hell for it... but now its ok... so all those people who went to hell.. were they let out?
damien667: They damn well better have been
StrixusOokami: well by the fairness in hell act...
StrixusOokami: *ducks*
damien667: HEY!
damien667: *goes to check the books. Releases everyone who went to hell for repealled laws of their religions"
StrixusOokami: exactly
StrixusOokami: i bet they have been so busy with paperwork from Vatican II they are still backlogged
StrixusOokami: wait... is hell the perfect beurocracy ?
damien667: Perfect...?
damien667: "I know those words but tht sentence doesn't make any sense."
StrixusOokami: lol
damien667: 'Thank you for calling HellCorp. "We are Legion." How may i help you?'
StrixusOokami: so is hell ever behind on its paperwork, or is hell always ahead on the paperwork?
damien667: Heheheh All the paperwork is finished Exactly as it comes in
damien667: know how that happens?
damien667: their first part of hell is to finish their own requisition forms
damien667: They are then moved on, to the tourtures they've designated for themselves
StrixusOokami: Please check all that apply
damien667: Yep
damien667: ^_^
StrixusOokami: and score yourself as follows
StrixusOokami: lol
StrixusOokami: hell is the ultimate LJ test
damien667: EXACTLY!
damien667: And you can never say "That doesn't fit," cause there's always the More/Other option
StrixusOokami: wait... did i just stumble on a universal truth
StrixusOokami: other{please specify}
damien667: So.. Now you see why my life is the way it is.
StrixusOokami: heh
damien667: "Other (Please Specify): ___________"

Please see http://notes.strixus.net/ for further details.

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just so you know:

[(Anonymous)]

Catholics used to choose to eat fish on fridays because they couldn't have red meat. Not the other way around. Years of catholic indoctrination in school, and I remember the useless shit...oh, wait, that's right, it was All useless.
-Patrick

Re: just so you know:

[wolven.livejournal.com]

http://letssingit.com/?http://letssingit.com/rasputina-rats-hn12kx2.html

"We thank the Pope, for granting us this wish.
When Friday Comes, we'll all call rats fish."

I love you , Rasputina. I love you good.

All this religion talk....

[(Anonymous)]

Made me go hunt down this

http://www.choppingblock.org/d/20000922.html

hehe... hehe... god eaters....

Re: All this religion talk....

[wolven.livejournal.com]

CANNIBALS!!!