Stolen from... a lot of people who did it before me.

[wolven7]

The Cure - [Just Like Heaven]--- Procrastination, thy name is Surview.

If I were a month I would be: October, July or November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday (Jack Off Jill - [Horrible (Live)]).
If I were a time of day I would be: about 2 am.
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury or Pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: Mako Shark
If I were a direction I would be: East or South (Poe - [I Can't Say No]).
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: *Snicker* A Writing Desk.
If I were a sin I would be: Pride or Wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: The second to last surviving member of the Donner Party
If I were a liquid I would be: Liquid hydrogen
If I were a stone, I would be: Ruby or Emerald.
If I were a tree, I would be: Willow or Ash
If I were a bird, I would be: Raven
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: (KMFDM - [These Boots Are Made For Walkin' (Bombs Remix)]). Black Roses
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: The state just before a really big storm that causes a lot of property damage, and makes a lopt of Changes. Dark clouds, heavy feeling, lightning, everywhere. Let you know it's coming.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Electric Guitar or Violin.
If I were an animal, I would be: At the moment? Adolescent Wolf, slightly confused, but getting my shit together. In general? Wolf.
If I were a color, I would be: (Gin Blossoms - [Hey Jealousy]). Void Coloured. Kind of a silvery, blueish, black, eternity color. Kind of like Infra-Black.
If I were an emotion, I would be: unheimlich
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrots or spinach
If I were a sound, I would be: a low growl
If I were an element, I would be: Well... Fire, or Magnesium, depending on how you mean that.
If I were a car, I would be: something that ran well, and looked good, no matter the age.
If I were a song, I would be: Sung by Maynard, Tori, and Trent. Written by Neil Gaiman and William Gibson. (Tori & Maynard - [Muhammad My Friend (Live)]).
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Ridley Scott
If I were a book, I would be written by: Neil Gaiman and/or William Gibson
If I were a food, I would be: Artfully presented and Tastefully prepared.
If I were a place, I would be: strange.
If I were a material, I would be: Silk (The Cure - [Burn]).
If I were a taste, I would be: Sweat, a hint of blood, and slightly alkalai
If I were a scent, I would be: Burning wires, or raw, slowly cooking flesh.
If I were a word/phrase, I would be: "Well. That's interesting."
If I were an object, I would be: Sacred and profane, in the Original Sense.
If I were a body part I would be: should blades
If I were a facial expression I would be: a truly amused smirk.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Philosophy, Literature, Writing, and Current Events. I'd be the class i taught at Horizons.
If I were a building I would be: (The Cure - [Just Like Heaven]). The Douglas House
If I were a shape I would be a: Serpentine Lemniscate
If I were a number I would be: 777

Now, Time to Shower. Later

Comments

Sick...SICK Man....

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: *Snicker* A Writing Desk...
...If I were a historical figure I would be: The second to last surviving member of the Donner Party
...

You're Fucked Up. :P

Re: Sick...SICK Man....

[wolven.livejournal.com]

You know that thing came about as an argument? Someone called said someone else was being like a writing desk and the response was "HOW am I like a Writing desk?!" He never got an answer. I think the other party forgot. ANYway, if i'm the 2nd to last, that means there's someone else i sacrificed for. I'm not ALL bad.

or just unique in the most peculiar ways

[raoin.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure who asked that, but i remember asking how it was possible that a person could be like a writing desk, and no it was never explained to me. i think there may have been a few of us asking that question at the time.

how is a person like a writing desk?

Re: or just unique in the most peculiar ways

[wolven.livejournal.com]

The original quote is "How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?" Age old question that no one has ever sufficiently answered. My personal answer is: they're both obtuse, hard-headed, and the insults do go on. ^_^

[jinxvamp.livejournal.com]

ah a survey thingey i actually like! will get done. thanks.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoy it :)