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[wolven7]

Deadsy - [Key To Gramercy Park]--- So, events of the day: Went to get money, and get a marta card. Not enough there. Found a Dollar, in my wallet. Tried to use said dollar to buy soda. Universe says, "Eh, this one's on me," and gives me my dollar back, plus 35 cents. I go to study session, get new information, and free donuts. Donut makes stomach a little Eh. Get over it. Get More donuts, give them to friends. Guy walks past and quips "Hey buddy, you know you're Black? Act like it." (Voltaire - [Almost Human]). Stand there, flabbergasted, for a few minutes. Wanting to completely destroy the universe and all of the morons in it. My exact words being, "And people wonder why i have these homicidal urges, to burn the entire world to the ground?! It's because of people like That!" Temptation to burn him was nearly overwhelming. Go, again, after talking to people, to get money, and a marta card. At ATM, i discover that i seem to have lost my marta card. After about thirty minutes of Upset, the train of events that caused this come back. ATM ate it. Now i need a new one. No marta card. Luckily i get a ride in to class, tomorrow. Took Universe Dollar, bought cherry coke. Contemplated an actual Fight with God.

Jack Off Jill - [Underjoyed]--- I wanted It to Manifest Itself, right the fuck then, so It and I could go at it. And, yeah, maybe God would hand me my ass, but at least i could say that i Tried. So, now, i have things to write, and things to study. Like it'll help.

What did today teach us? Never Acknowledge The Universe. It Hates You, and Awaits the Day of Your Demise. Or something along those lines, anyway. Of all of the events... that guy was the most aggrivating..

Feh. Later.

Comments

[ladymerrydeath.livejournal.com]

Damn, Damien, I thought you were white all along...did I miss something again?
What is acting "black" anyway? Just some sort of convention that we all hoist upon every race? I guess this means I really have to be a Nazi bitch. *eye roll* Here comes the new Hitler...it is Springtime after all...right?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Again, i'm reminded of Carlton, on Fresh Prince of Belair: "Should I mispronounce my words, not ennunciate my ING's, and drop my pants down below my ass?" I mean, honestly. Simple preference is, to me, far more culturally and "racially" strengthening than basing everything upon convention of expectation, and re-inforcing stereotypes.

[jaythebarbarian.livejournal.com]

wanna go renew our Smiting liscences tomorrow?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a Damn fine plan, to me. I get to rain brimstone, right?

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[jaythebarbarian.livejournal.com]

last I checked.

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Act Black? *cackles* Considering What's been hanging around in that vein, that guy should be quite glad you didn't take him up on the offer...
*contemplates getting into Black Metal and going into Industrial Design for furniture-making*

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

*refrains from Comment* ^_^ hehehe

[herredheart.livejournal.com]

Took Universe Dollar, bought cherry coke. Contemplated an actual Fight with God.

Iloveyou. Don't mind me I just have incredible enthusiasm for well put word strings.

Guy walks past and quips "Hey buddy, you know you're Black? Act like it."

Not cool. However where I go to school 75%+ undergraduates are black,asian and hispanic. There is nothing like being the minority within "minorities" every day from dawn to dusk. Being told by "minorities" from the inner city "I just don't understand." "Whites like you have no survival issues to deal with..everything is handed over"...Or better yet since I am hispanic by birth and only italian by adoption but extremely fair skinned."What's a white girl like you doing here?" I think my point which is nearly irrelevant to you being pissed off is..it goes both ways.

ATM ate it
Returned, for I think you need it more now:Non Illegitimi Carborundum Est

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

Your Point is not at All irrelevant. I thank you. And i won't let them.

[renatus.livejournal.com]

Guy walks past and quips "Hey buddy, you know you're Black? Act like it."

... What the fuck? I... *shakes head* I'm speechless.

I don't know why I get surprised-and-horrified when I'm reminded that yes, people actually do act like that, when the evidence is continual.

If you ever see him again, should ask him why a waste of genetic material like him is breathing everyone else's air. Heh.

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Problem is, i didn't see his face, and he walked away, as he was saying it. Fucking coward.

[renatus.livejournal.com]

Damn. >:I Oh well... may Mr. Fuckwit be run over by a bus, or something.

I'm thinking something...dramatic.

[karishi.livejournal.com]

"What the fuck?"
"Is there a problem, sir?"
"Where am I? What's going on? And...man, quit starin' at me! Arab freak..."
Saint Peter looked off into a cloudbank, smirking. Ooh, I LOVE when we get these guys...
"Well, sir, you're standing...in effect...in front of the gates of Heaven. What's going on is..." Of course, Peter knew perfectly well how the man had died. He still loved to check. It added drama, and an air of authority. "...Yep. You're dead. Killed by-"
"WHAT?"
"-a raging chihuahua. Yep. Terrible."
"A chihuahua? What the FUCK! That's got to be the tiniest little..."
"Mm-hmm. Well, you know what we say up here." Peter spared a glance at the large red button marked "Down" in large innocent letters. He pulled the man close, embraced him, whispered in his ear: "Race doesn't matter."
The man pushed Peter back. "Damn, man! Get away from me! Fuckin' Arab!"
"Pete, my man! How's it going?"
The man squinted. It was hard to make out for certain, what with the blinding light of holiness, but...yeah. That guy was an Arab, too.
"Not too bad, Josh, not too bad. The button's callin' me, though."
"He looks like a nice enough guy. Hey buddy!"
"Dammit, get away from me! Aren't there any white people in Heaven?"
"Nah, Heaven's pretty close to the sun. Everybody tans up pretty good. Most of us are pretty black."
"But you still know who was white, don't you? I mean, you still know who's white deep down inside?"
"Uh, 'white deep down inside?' Not really. But I'll let you in on a secret: I was never a white boy. Born right in the middle of the middle east, raised as a Jew."
"A fuckin' JEW? How the hell did YOU get into heavaaaaaaa-"
Peter looked down at his finger as if it had betrayed him. "Well, now," he muttered. "Look at that..."
"Me?" Josh squatted at the edge of the hole in the clouds, hoping the man would hear him over the rising screams of the damned. "My dad got me a spot. Easy."
"Jesus!" yelled Saint Peter, pressing the button again and closing the hole in the cloud.
"Yes?" said Josh, already walking back in the gates.
"Did you really tell him, 'We're closer to the sun'?"
"Okay, I admit. That was pretty bad."

Re: I'm thinking something...dramatic.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yes. I like. Thing is... and i guess i didn't get it across, at all.. thing is.. He was black. So it was this whole cultural expectation, racially motivated, Bullshit. Where "Acting Black" is loving the "Bling-Bling" lifestyle, wearing Sean Jean, and Fubu clothes, driving around in SUVs that eat more gas than i really care to consider, and using "Ebonics." And if that's what he wants to think of as acting "Black," if he really wants to perpetuate the stereotypes, and racial prejudices that flow in all directions, and separate the fucking World, then i'll show him and all others like him a Different kind of Acting Black.

"Hello. Behind me are Ra, Horus, Anubis, and Set, and they would like to teach you something, today, about the people that believed in them, and the powers with which they, as gods, were entrusted..."