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wolven7Me: Yeah, i'd uh, i'd like a horrible brain-splitting vision and, ahh, yeah gimme a rebirth/reawakening, brought on byyyy... hmm. Make it my former enemies.
Them: Yeah we can do that. When would you like it?
Me: How about, as i'm walking through the balcony door, looking around the living room? Oh, and can you have it make me fall down and nearly pass out?
Them: Sure. Hmm. Well, it says in our database that you only really have three Enemies, per se; that is people who would like to see you suffer, above all others. We can get all three of them for you, plus... Yes we have a special on relatives-from-past-lives-turned-mercenaries, and it says here that you do, in fact, have one of those. Shall we include this?
Me: Does it do anything for the price?
Them: Well it's still free, if that's what you mean.
Me: Cool. Yeah, go ahead and toss that in, too. Uhm... Should there be a purpose to this whole thing, or...?
Them: well, we like to leave it up to the customer, to decide this, afterwards. That way the visiona rebirth mean so much more, and we get repeat busines.
Me: Yeah, figured as much. Ok, then, i think i know why this would happen, anyway. Yeah.
Them: Very good, sir. We'll have that delivered to you, as soon as possible. Thank you for your business. Have a good day.
Me: You too. *click*
*ring*
Them: Brain-Splitting Vision and Rebirth Emporium. How may we help you?
Someone Else: Yes. We'd like to place a Warning, for a Mister Wolven T., in the form of a Horrible brai--
Them: Sir, i'm obligated to inform you that his subconscious has already ordered said warning, and it is on it's way to being delivered, as we speak.
S.E.: Really?? Shit, then I gotta go. Thanks a lot. Bye!
Them: No problem, sir. Always glad to help.*click*
And that is basically what happened to me, about 15 or 20 minutes ago. WOO HOO! Gotta love brothers, enemies, wars, and the Multiverse, in general.
Them: Yeah we can do that. When would you like it?
Me: How about, as i'm walking through the balcony door, looking around the living room? Oh, and can you have it make me fall down and nearly pass out?
Them: Sure. Hmm. Well, it says in our database that you only really have three Enemies, per se; that is people who would like to see you suffer, above all others. We can get all three of them for you, plus... Yes we have a special on relatives-from-past-lives-turned-mercenaries, and it says here that you do, in fact, have one of those. Shall we include this?
Me: Does it do anything for the price?
Them: Well it's still free, if that's what you mean.
Me: Cool. Yeah, go ahead and toss that in, too. Uhm... Should there be a purpose to this whole thing, or...?
Them: well, we like to leave it up to the customer, to decide this, afterwards. That way the visiona rebirth mean so much more, and we get repeat busines.
Me: Yeah, figured as much. Ok, then, i think i know why this would happen, anyway. Yeah.
Them: Very good, sir. We'll have that delivered to you, as soon as possible. Thank you for your business. Have a good day.
Me: You too. *click*
*ring*
Them: Brain-Splitting Vision and Rebirth Emporium. How may we help you?
Someone Else: Yes. We'd like to place a Warning, for a Mister Wolven T., in the form of a Horrible brai--
Them: Sir, i'm obligated to inform you that his subconscious has already ordered said warning, and it is on it's way to being delivered, as we speak.
S.E.: Really?? Shit, then I gotta go. Thanks a lot. Bye!
Them: No problem, sir. Always glad to help.*click*
And that is basically what happened to me, about 15 or 20 minutes ago. WOO HOO! Gotta love brothers, enemies, wars, and the Multiverse, in general.
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::smiles:: I'm not even going to mentio that i don;t have a jorna... opps.
Luke.
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Date: 2002-01-28 09:41 am (UTC)Just thought I would remind you...
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Date: 2002-01-28 11:23 am (UTC)wow!
if only all journal entries by everyone else were like that ...the world would be a much more surreal and happier place.
and it seems there are other cool people here who don't care what their spelling etc is like too! yay! i keep trying to point out that LJ's aren't marked, it relaly doesn't matter how bad spelling etc is in them but no, there is always someone, somewhere whose life is so empty they freak out totally about people not being grammatically correct at all times...sad. oops a rant. see the problem is i seem to be being censored in my journal by an ex donor so have to put anything remotely interesting in "friends only" access.... so it's nice to let off steam a bit somewhere that he hasn't tracked me down yet...
on the subject of friends list, i have put you on mine - please let me know if you don't want to be there and i will then remove you (it's ok the donor giving me hassle is too thick to work out how to navigate friends lists yet).
jinx :)