Tomorrow

Know what I'd like? If, tomorrow, in the middle of some random-assed press conference, a seasoned politician just slowly started Sobbing.

Like, they're talking about the budget, or the effing deficit gap, and they try to deliver a soundbite and their voice hitches and they recover and they try again... and they just start weeping, openly & uncontrollably.

No one says anything.

The cameras never cut away.

Comic Scenes I'd Pay For

BATMAN: Batwoman, we need you down at Gotham Central. The Joker and Two face are--

BATWOMAN (on comms): Can't. Me, Batgirl, Black Canary, Nightwing, Green Arrow, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and Catwoman have a Thing. You can meet up with us, when you're done.

BATMAN(thinks for exactly one second): Right. Second Thursday. Nevermind. Batman out.

ROBIN: What was THAT about?! We need them down here!

BATMAN: They can't make it. Come on: Let's hurry up and get this finished; it's Rapist Crippling Night.