Comic Scenes I'd Pay For

[wolven7]

BATMAN: Batwoman, we need you down at Gotham Central. The Joker and Two face are--

BATWOMAN (on comms): Can't. Me, Batgirl, Black Canary, Nightwing, Green Arrow, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and Catwoman have a Thing. You can meet up with us, when you're done.

BATMAN(thinks for exactly one second): Right. Second Thursday. Nevermind. Batman out.

ROBIN: What was THAT about?! We need them down here!

BATMAN: They can't make it. Come on: Let's hurry up and get this finished; it's Rapist Crippling Night.

Comments

[oletheros.livejournal.com]

there's something similar in The Pro, where all of the prositutes are lining up to abuse that one abusive customer.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Very Nice.