Proof that The Onion can be Serious.
Mar. 1st, 2004 01:30 amhttp://www.theonionavclub.com/4007/feature1.html
"ACC: Well, I think they've already found life. There's some pictures from the laboratories which seem to me to be unmistakably vegetation—leaves and stems and things. I don't see what else it could possibly be. And where there's vegetation, you can bet there'll be something nibbling on it. I'm still hoping we'll find some Martians up there, holding up a sign that says "Yankee go home." [Laughs.]"
Fiona Apple - [Slow Like Honey]--- I've always liked this man. Ever since my dad made me watch "2001. . ." when i was a little kid. Ever since i read those, and found out what he did... Large parts of my days are in direct thanks to him. And i love it when the rest of the world confirms what he theorised, years upon years before. It's very pleasing.
"ACC: Well, I think they've already found life. There's some pictures from the laboratories which seem to me to be unmistakably vegetation—leaves and stems and things. I don't see what else it could possibly be. And where there's vegetation, you can bet there'll be something nibbling on it. I'm still hoping we'll find some Martians up there, holding up a sign that says "Yankee go home." [Laughs.]"
Fiona Apple - [Slow Like Honey]--- I've always liked this man. Ever since my dad made me watch "2001. . ." when i was a little kid. Ever since i read those, and found out what he did... Large parts of my days are in direct thanks to him. And i love it when the rest of the world confirms what he theorised, years upon years before. It's very pleasing.