"Everyone's a winner! Bargains Galore!"
Feb. 1st, 2011 10:54 amI have an offer for you. It's a magic offer, so you can disregard what i'm about to offer you, if you don't believe in magic, or you can accept it on a lark, on the basis of "What the fuck do I have to lose?" It's your choice.
The magic offer is as follows: One night, some night soon, I'll come to you in a dream and I'll open a door, for you. That's all.
Any dream you need, any door you want, the door to your heart, the door to the deepest corner of your mind, the door behind which you keep locked all of your willpower and your badass and your resources and your understanding and I will open that door, for you.
Just say yes. The door to what you want, the door to what you need, the door to the map to how to know what you want and what you need. In a dream, I will open this door for you.
Just say yes. One time offers come along all the time, and this time the offer stands open, forever, just like a door in your heart, a door in your mind, a door in your soul, and all you have to do is say "Yes."
What do you say?
The magic offer is as follows: One night, some night soon, I'll come to you in a dream and I'll open a door, for you. That's all.
Any dream you need, any door you want, the door to your heart, the door to the deepest corner of your mind, the door behind which you keep locked all of your willpower and your badass and your resources and your understanding and I will open that door, for you.
Just say yes. The door to what you want, the door to what you need, the door to the map to how to know what you want and what you need. In a dream, I will open this door for you.
Just say yes. One time offers come along all the time, and this time the offer stands open, forever, just like a door in your heart, a door in your mind, a door in your soul, and all you have to do is say "Yes."
What do you say?
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Date: 2011-02-01 04:15 pm (UTC)they tell me i'm not dead
Date: 2011-02-01 04:18 pm (UTC)tempted but the truth is discovered, what's been going on
Date: 2011-02-02 02:41 pm (UTC)you came back and you had run the car completely out of gas. like completely emptied tank. it literally rolled to a stop as you pulled back up at wherever we were. and you didnt understand why i was so pissed off that you left me without any gas. i asked you why you didnt stop to buy more gas and you said, 'i spent all the money on this (didnt see what it was) and anyway, you never said i had to refill the tank!'.
the orgy was being held in a glass pyramid and there were hanging gardens, like in The Watchmen, and outside there was deep deep snow and inside it was summer. in downtown historic roswell. and i dont think you opened any doors. i dont recall any doors. unless you count the door of the car... hey wait... i think you left the door of my car open too, i followed you inside the pyramid after you abandoned my gasless car outside... damnit, now the dome light is going to wear down the battery...
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Date: 2011-02-02 04:27 pm (UTC)Re: tempted but the truth is discovered, what's been going on
Date: 2011-02-02 04:49 pm (UTC)Re: tempted but the truth is discovered, what's been going on
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Date: 2011-02-01 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-02 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-02 10:53 pm (UTC)I had intense dreams last night, but I hadn't read this and there were no doors.
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