Space - Female Of The Species--- If I were ever to go into politics, either as a political consultant, or as a candidate, I would:
- Have no patience for punditry or spin rooms.
- Insist that everyone on my team had read and could cogently discuss at least one work each of A.O. Spare and Grant Morrison
-Announce Loudly, Publicly, and Often that my team was performing ritual magick to win over the hearts and minds of America. (Editor's Note: This may actually be a valid winning strategy in Washington State; Portland, OR; or New Mexico.)
-Make it known that I don't kiss babies unless provided with a protective covering, such as a dental dam. Also, I don't kiss already-born babies. Ha HAH.
These are just a few of the reasons I should not attempt a career in politics. Any others?
- Have no patience for punditry or spin rooms.
- Insist that everyone on my team had read and could cogently discuss at least one work each of A.O. Spare and Grant Morrison
-Announce Loudly, Publicly, and Often that my team was performing ritual magick to win over the hearts and minds of America. (Editor's Note: This may actually be a valid winning strategy in Washington State; Portland, OR; or New Mexico.)
-Make it known that I don't kiss babies unless provided with a protective covering, such as a dental dam. Also, I don't kiss already-born babies. Ha HAH.
These are just a few of the reasons I should not attempt a career in politics. Any others?
Damn!
Date: 2010-09-17 05:07 pm (UTC)Re: Damn!
Date: 2010-09-18 04:22 pm (UTC)Re: Damn!
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