Who DARES....?!

[wolven7]

Stolen from unknownbinaries: 'If I were a summonable monster, how would you summon me? (Include items to lure monster-me and method for said fell ritual.)'

Be as specific, and inventive, as possible.

(You can read my answer to her, here: http://unknownbinaries.livejournal.com/1016954.html)

Comments

[halafax.livejournal.com]

simple, coffee, a good book, cake, and repeated the same thing over and over.

Damien come out and play....

[styossarian.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall someone telling me a crossroads and use of a Cherry Coke were recommended. That's all memory provides.

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

writing it all out would take far too long and frankly i don't want to give away my secrets on the off-chance that you DO become a summonable. Let's just say I could do it and while you couldn't resist and I would "pay" you well, it would be a summoning, not a bargain or negotiation. Thus, you would not exactly like it. Although you wouldn't complain that I shafted you either.

A Card

[karishi.livejournal.com]

I'm actually in the process of producing a game in which the players can summon one another.
Clearly, I'd just pull your card. Now, I'd peg you as equal parts Cool, Popular, and Artistic, so your card would have good chances of producing other Wolven cards with those stats.
The process would pull up more and more Wolven images and associations, memories spawning memories until, whether or not you are taken from where you were, you are where I am.
You wouldn't be alone, though. Since it runs on associations, it'd have almost everyone I know, and several people they know.