Let's Make a New God:

[wolven7]

I need your thought-/beliefmeats for a second. I need you to think and believe the Following, as hard as you possibly can, and I need you to get others to do same:

"Widgett is a High God of Caffeine. He controls the Buzz and the Crash, the Clarity and the Shakes. Through Himself he helps himself."

Now just keep thinking that, for a little while. REALLY believe it.

Why? Because Widgett is a Friend of mine, and I think that, while I may be to Caffeine as The Lady Jessica is to The Water of Life, he deserves to be recognized as a true caffeination God. Seriously, I admire the heroic feats of Caffeine this man has done.

Also? Because it started as an offhand whim, and it amuses me to do so.

Thank you for your beliefspace.

Comments

[onetusk.livejournal.com]

Well, I was planning on evolving into a being of pure energy in order to reach divinity, but I'll try anything once.

Harumph.

[beautifulpyre.livejournal.com]

Why's it gotta be male?

Re: Harumph.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Because he's a guy, and I think he likes it that way?

Would you like to be made into a gender-neutral Deity of Caffeine? Cause we can do that, too. :)

Re: Harumph.

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

I think she'd work better as a Happy Porn Goddess, or somesuch. :D

[razelore.livejournal.com]

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Widgett that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, shaking become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yes. VERY Well-Said.

[razelore.livejournal.com]

Whenever people mention caffeine and Dune together it always comes to mind, there's another about alcohol, though I don't know if you'd be interested.