Zombie realisations

[wolven7]

I tell ya, Johnny, it's all the fault of this "Ramero" character. Glamourising homeless, directionless zombies, like that.

I mean, Zombies without a Zombie Master! It's Shameful is what it is. Wand'rin' the street, no sense o' who they are, devouring people indiscriminately.

This is why we created the Boys & Girls Club Of America, people! Why we Have "Big Brothers/Big Sisters!" Get these people some damn purpose!

Please, won't you sponsor an undead, today? Won't you become a Necromancer?

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Comments

[zombiebear.livejournal.com]

you know the ramero festival is in february. my friends entered a short film in the competition where the winner gets cocktails with the guy...nutty, no?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That's pretty damn cool, actually.

[necrophonic.livejournal.com]

I suddenly have this image of a bunch of zombies doing gymnastics at a YZCA and swimming laps in a giant pool, creepy old necromancers roaming around telling them to keep their backs straight or to bend their knees more, when all of a sudden some asshole paladin storms in and casts "banish undead" and the entire room starts groaning and fumbling around before they fall over into piles of undead dust and goo.

"Tragedy struck a local YZCA when Galahad Xavius Morgrim III, aka Ben Swanson, used a scroll of Banish Undead at 4:18 PM yesterday afternoon. Parents of the youngsters will be protesting his probation hearing this week, saying that treating an Undead Banishment as less severe than Murder is discrimination against persons of unlife.

Back to you, Tom"

[wolven.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY! ^_^

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

I'm totally going to have to tell you about this one strip of Nodwick, say I'll show it to you, and then forget it before I get home.