Talk (dirty?) to me.

[wolven7]

Who are you?

What do you do?

What do you wonder?

What do you want?

What do you know?

What can you teach me?

Ask me anything.

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[hametsunosaturn.livejournal.com]

Who are you?
C'est Moi! Michelle. Shelly. Shellios. Shelly-kins. Shelly-Shelly. (Plus any other bastardization of "Shelly" you can think of.) Saturn. (Also, Belle, Pumpkin and Princess if you count some of the names my parents used.)

What do you do?
I am a friend. I am a daughter and a sister. I'm a connector. I'm a writer. I'm a library associate. I am an informer. I am a student of life. I do the things associated with these and much more.

What do you wonder?
What don't you wonder? I wonder so much more than I can list. Don't we all?

What do you want?
I want things to go right for the people I care about. I want my tattoo to stop. itching. I want a snack that I can't think of. I want the sky to fall in. I want lightning and thunder. I want blood instead of rain. I want the world to make me wonder. I want to walk on water, take a trip to the moon. Give me all this. And give me it soon.

What do you know?
A lot, but never enough.

What can you teach me?
I can teach you what I know. More importantly, I can teach you how to find out what I don't know.

Ask me anything.
What do you want?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

For people to Pay Attention.

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Re: The itching. Aloe juice. After you're done with the five days of antibacterial soap and A&D, get some aloe juice.

[hametsunosaturn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was just that one day, for some reason it was killer itchy. Somehow, the itching stopped on its own. I think it's just because it was peeling and the pants I was wearing were probably irritating it or something.

Anyway, point is, it's not so itchy anymore, so I think I'll be okay. But thank you! For your advice. :)

[ladylabyrinth.livejournal.com]

1) Alison, Ali, The Lady, or something like those will be fine.

2) I learn, I dream, I hope, I VOTE, I play games, I yearn to get out more, I long to have more socialization, I would like to have a coffee evening with you and Short Blond Furiousness and anyone else who wants to come along, and I want it to work this time, dammit.

3) I wonder if I'll ever be able to reconcile my knee-jerk rejection of god(s) with my desire to believe in something Bigger Than I.

4) I want to win the lottery - while money may not buy happiness, it will fix 99% of the problems me and mine have to deal with daily. I also want to rebuild my lost self-confidence.

5) I know that it is totally possible to be madly in love with someone and still want something else, something extra. I know that butter makes the best pie crusts. I know that my memories are tainted. I know that I'm finally entering Acceptance in regards to my mother's death. I know that the current system of government we have is tragically flawed, and still among the best in the world as far as freedom, security, and general well-being are concerned. I know that what I know now is nothing compared to what I might know tomorrow.

6) I'm no good at teaching. But I can share my perception, via descriptive dialogue, and that's sometimes almost as good.

7) What's in Cthul-Aid besides Jagermeister?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Fruit punch flavoured kool-aid, raspberry vodka, code red mountain dew, Tago fruit sangria, Lambic framboise, sugar.

Don't forget the secret ingredient!

[karishi.livejournal.com]

Evil

Re: Don't forget the secret ingredient!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I thought that was a Given.

[ikkin-of-avalon.livejournal.com]

Who are you?Nikki, Nicole, Nik, Mama, Nickel, Nickelodeon, Air Girl, Lady

What do you do? Mom, webmistress, wife, take care of people.

What do you wonder? If it was worth it?

What do you want? peace of mind

What do you know? How to make the pain and crying stop.

What can you teach me? Parenting

Ask me anything. Would you dance at my wedding?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I don't know, for sure.

[sadistic-apollo.livejournal.com]

Who are you? just yer every-day average joe

What do you do? make messes and people wrangle

What do you wonder? if i'll ever grow up

What do you want? to be remembered in song

What do you know? a little more than i should and a little less than i ought to

What can you teach me? how to be sincere

Ask me anything. how close are you to loosing your arrow?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Take: In-breath, out-breath.
As autumn leaves take their fall
Precisely correct.

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

You know who I am.

I solve problems, I connect, I dance, I play, I cook.

I wonder where, how, who, what, when, and sometimes why?

I want security, my snugglebunny, good times, money, and... mostly good times. Which have been happening in abundance of late, so... yeah. Good times.

I know touches of everything, and things forgotten. I know that it's all Maya, but it's eversomuchmoreso important because (despite/because of) the ephemerality, it's all we have.

I can teach you Tango, D&D, EFT, and secret recipes. Of those, I think you'd find EFT the most interesting, but what do I know?

(Le sigh) It's gotten almost to the point of a joke, hasn't it?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Maybe. But, then, what hasn't?

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

Very well then...
Where's my snugglebunny, dammit?

I'm serious about the EFT, though. It's another shape of magic. It's once again, bringing me close to past my past.

I also know that I should be asleep.

And I also want to know.

[theapplethief.livejournal.com]

Who are you? I'm just this girl.

What do you do? My intention is to try to make life joyful for those around me, but it doesn't always work out that way.

What do you wonder? What will happen next?

What do you want? To see Greece

What do you know? Nothing.

What can you teach me? You'll have to tell me after I've taught it to you.

Ask me anything. In a fight to the death between Vlad Putin and Chuck Norris, who would win and which one would sleep with Margaret Thatcher?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Chuck and Maggie have a closer ideological set, But Mags might also like her a little bad-boy action... Hmm.

She'd settle down with Un-dead Norris, but she'd raise Vlad from the dead and date him, first.

By which I mean, they would both be destroyed.

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

You're saying that Norris would beat Vlad? Nuh-uh. Not a chance. You remember those Russian martial artists.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris was trained by BRUCE LEE.

They would punch/kick each other and it would detonate a city block like you put a portable hole in a bag of holding.

[halafax.livejournal.com]

Who are you?
I am the master of my own destiny, the one who sees where Im going. The unwanted child, the one left behind, the one who remembers everyone and everything. Most importantly I am me
What do you do?
Read, threorize, philosophize, drink coffee, pay attention and wonder how the stupid has gotten so bad. Think about is the end of the world really coming due to that stupid.
What do you wonder?
How is it that people who lie, cheat and steal their way though life get ahead, and those of us that have worked to get where we are are barely making it. Also when does it all make sense. When and why is it that I cant find anyone who really understands what it is I see when I look at this world.
What do you want?
Peace of mind, a future, and sleep
What do you know?
More than I can say. I know alot of things, some more than others. Just ask Ill tell you.
What can you teach me?
Patience, persistence, wrath, subtlety, arabic, and how to be an annoying little brother.
Ask me anything.
What and who would you take with you if there was an zombie out break, where would you go?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

It was purple.

[karishi.livejournal.com]

I ask you how any of the questions are different from one another. Angles of approach, I suppose. I have had plenty of opportunities to ask you questions; even to ask them here, in this place.

I can teach you how to play a singing bowl. I can teach you how to reconsider life so that you win at Minesweeper more quickly. I can teach you how to play Igor as it now exists.

I know myself; the juts and struts of my strength, the dips and crevasses of my weakness; and I know my enemies. I will not be endangered in a thousand engagements.

I want comic artists and programmers with whom to collaborate, and money with which to provide firm impetus for such people's creative energy to flow in my direction.

I wonder what life will be like for me, a year from now? A late-delivered knowledge: I know it will be nothing like it is now. I wonder whether the belief that the act of viewing a thing changes it is considered over-simply; whether the act of applying the means by which we view a thing is the agent of change instead and the view being the change agent is just believed because people, even scientists, want to believe that their presence makes a difference.

I write. I compose games. I spin my sky from soft-spoken murmurs and tolling bells. I bless cthulade to watch it bubble and feel it warm. I make my girlfriend enormously happy, often. I loath my job's dissonance in the song of my living. I consider the end of February. I feed the hungry.

I am magic. I am a secretary. I am a scrivener. I am a boyfriend. I am a voice of distant wisdom. I am a friend of whom you requested answers. I am myself, wolven.

Re: It was purple.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Questions tell us about the questioner, more often than not.