Rejected [Originally Written at 2am]

[wolven7]

Emory Philosophy and State University of New York, Albany Philosophy.

To celebrate:

[10.39am: Wow. This was supposed to get posted 8.5 hours ago.

I am no longer "Oddly Jovial." Now I want five cigarettes.

Dreamed in combinations of video games, end of the world parties, and Terminator-style Apocalypse Militia. I fought a demon lizard king and had to transform into some kind of a Cthonic Lizard God, then learn how to stop time, and then kick the demon king in such a way that the resultant time paradox would cause him to implode.

Good morning.]

Comments

[momentai.livejournal.com]

"...and then kick the demon king in such a way that the resultant time paradox would cause him to implode."

Dude, that's just rude.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it really kind of was. Basically, I had to trap his tongue and the rest of his mouth in different temporal loop rates, then kick them in such a way as to cause them to crash into each other.

Very strange.