Because I am BAD ASS.

[wolven7]

I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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Damn right.

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BWAHAHA.

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

I could survive for 1 minute, 32 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor (http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/)

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia (http://www.bunkbeds.net)

Ok, so I substituted 'working out all the damned time' for 'wrestled in college'....

Re: BWAHAHA.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

You've also done a job with an extreme amount of daily heavy lifting, so that works out. :P

[halafax.livejournal.com]

one min nineteen sec

ha!

not bad for an old man...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Not too shabby...

[raoin.livejournal.com]

only 51 seconds... :(

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Take some martial arts. Raptors HATE kung fu.

[nausved.livejournal.com]

The real question is, how long would the velociraptor survive chained to a bunkbed with a starving human?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

If people are right about their physiology and composition, I bet raptors are Delicious.

[paosparti.livejournal.com]

I only got 44 secs. but I don't think that's fair, because I'd probably get under the bottom bunk where the damn thing couldn't reach me. Unless of course it knocked over the bed.

[okkitten.livejournal.com]

1 minute 41 seconds ;)

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Nice. ^_^

[zombiebear.livejournal.com]

1 minute 16 seconds
i suck

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Take some kickboxing :)