I need a time machine.

[wolven7]

Damn it, somebody tell lord_of_smoking that I can hook up Alexander the Great and Ghengis Khan, if I want!

He says that if I introduced them, and sent them to another point inn time, Alexander would make a pass at Ghengis, and the collaboration would crumble in bloody death.

I say that I can tell Alex, "Hey man, it's cool. He's just not into you, that way. I mean, he thinks you're cool and all, but, right now, you just need to focus on conquering the known world, together. Maybe, after you're done, you guys have a few drinks, get a little shitty, and maybe you can see what happens, but right now: Conquering the World. You need an in, man. Focus."

And it would all be cool.

I need a time machine...

Comments

[mendori.livejournal.com]

Well, with how notorious of a mamma's boy Ghengis was, who knows. He just MIGHT have been into something new other than smothering female attention.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Hmmm Good point.