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wolven7TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
An animated GIF of the 2004 solar flare.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Hooked up? Three.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nope.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Probably a table, in prep for the party.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Like with a fist? No. With Drugs, for surgery? Yes.
BULL*OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
You don't get to know that, until I decide that.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
I say black, but many other people say blues of various shades.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
. . . Like a Penny? Or... Well I mean, you should be more specific, here.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
'This is a heterosexist question.' Agreed. But, as I've done it for free, I'd have to say yes.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
If it was the left one, and I could use the money to have it re-attached, then absolutely.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
'... a year?' Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
In a New York Minute.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
'Money first.' Agreed
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
'As long as I get to choose the human.'
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My cell phone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I really didn't like it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Who sits in a shower that is only a shower?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. I hate them.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
"To Text" either is not or Should Not Be a verb. The last person to Send me a Text Message me, however, wasanarchette.
Q: Last person who called you?
wacko1138.
Q: Last person you hugged?
mech_angel.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
7.
Q: Season?
Fall.
Q: Color?
Black. Silver. Blue. Red. Many different combinations of the preceeding.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
People I've never met, or haven't seen in so long as to almost have never met them, again.
Q: Mood?
Inreasingly annoyed with this quetsionnaire.
Q: Listening to?
Ryam andmech_angel, talking about Dragon Warrior.
Q: Watching?
'This stupid "meme." (Which is really only a questionnaire.)'
Q: Worrying about?
Money. Getting a job. Waking up in the morning.
Q: Wearing?
Clothes. Pants, shirt, boxers, socks, boots, etc.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Home Depot.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Have a steady job, again.
Q: Do you smile often?
Define 'often.'
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Define 'friendly.'
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
An animated GIF of the 2004 solar flare.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Hooked up? Three.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nope.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Probably a table, in prep for the party.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Like with a fist? No. With Drugs, for surgery? Yes.
BULL*OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
You don't get to know that, until I decide that.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
I say black, but many other people say blues of various shades.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
. . . Like a Penny? Or... Well I mean, you should be more specific, here.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
'This is a heterosexist question.' Agreed. But, as I've done it for free, I'd have to say yes.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
If it was the left one, and I could use the money to have it re-attached, then absolutely.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
'... a year?' Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
In a New York Minute.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
'Money first.' Agreed
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
'As long as I get to choose the human.'
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My cell phone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I really didn't like it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Who sits in a shower that is only a shower?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. I hate them.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
"To Text" either is not or Should Not Be a verb. The last person to Send me a Text Message me, however, was
anarchette.Q: Last person who called you?
wacko1138.Q: Last person you hugged?
mech_angel.FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
7.
Q: Season?
Fall.
Q: Color?
Black. Silver. Blue. Red. Many different combinations of the preceeding.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
People I've never met, or haven't seen in so long as to almost have never met them, again.
Q: Mood?
Inreasingly annoyed with this quetsionnaire.
Q: Listening to?
Ryam and
mech_angel, talking about Dragon Warrior.Q: Watching?
'This stupid "meme." (Which is really only a questionnaire.)'
Q: Worrying about?
Money. Getting a job. Waking up in the morning.
Q: Wearing?
Clothes. Pants, shirt, boxers, socks, boots, etc.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Home Depot.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Have a steady job, again.
Q: Do you smile often?
Define 'often.'
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Define 'friendly.'
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