I'm horrid, recently. Two people, today, have noted the fact that i don't quite seem well. And i'm not. i'm displeased. There's really not much else to say about it. Good night.
Said to look at the Spider you love, and learn from his mistakes. Although, from that, getting in a shower would be a mistake, and...I don't know about anyone else, but I wouldn't want to be around someone who considered showering bad... Watching cable tv would also be a mistake. Whipping out a gun and letting off rounds in the direction of Annoying People? Not a mistake. Taking a girl you know to watch her ex-boyfriend have sex as a cloud, with a cloud, however, IS. So don't do it.
This is the GOOD advice. The stuff you'll never, ever use. As for screaming with you...I'd sympathize, feel your pain, all that...but I'd rather TASTE your pain than feel it. It tastes like a shard from a frozen beer golem. Sour, cold, living, and somewhere deep down so...very...right. All right, I scream with you. But only because it's fun.
Tasting my pain will do to you exactly what eating frozen beer Golems will eventually do to you: Grow sopmthing inside of you, and kill you from the inside out.
Grandmother Spider...
Watching cable tv would also be a mistake.
Whipping out a gun and letting off rounds in the direction of Annoying People? Not a mistake.
Taking a girl you know to watch her ex-boyfriend have sex as a cloud, with a cloud, however, IS. So don't do it.
This is the GOOD advice. The stuff you'll never, ever use.
As for screaming with you...I'd sympathize, feel your pain, all that...but I'd rather TASTE your pain than feel it.
It tastes like a shard from a frozen beer golem. Sour, cold, living, and somewhere deep down so...very...right.
All right, I scream with you.
But only because it's fun.
Sylphiel
As always,
Date: 2002-08-17 01:09 am (UTC)Beer golem? That's like "Bacon Elemental" or "Hummus Demon."
Although I'll grant it's cold, if frozen...and sour, in general...
Dream. I hear it's good for ya.
*sigh*
Dream.