New Thing.

[wolven7]

You! Yes, you there, child! You look like an individual of discriminating taste and style, and as such i believe you might be interested in some of the latest technology that only you, yes You, are of the superior mental fortitude to comprehend, the intellectual pulchritude to apprehend and examine, and give full, superior weight. Now, for only one small payment of... Well. I won't insult you with discussions of monetary producement; that would be crass, and you are most certainly not a crass individual. So, may I only say that the cost of this wonderous new, scintillating, stimulating thing is something that should not, will not concern someone of your obvious means and standing.

I promise you the use of this product will make the tears and sweat of Quetzlcoatl himself seem like a mere summer rain. You will see visions, hear tales of far off shores, experience sensations the likes of which you have never before experienced, and I swear to you that somewhere, in all of this, you will Come to Understand the Face of God.

Now, what would you say if I told you I could give you all of this, here and now, and point you to never ending vistas of refreshed, life-fulfilling enjoyment, but... Wait. There's something missing...

Why... I don't even know ya', boy. Girl. Squamous runny thing attached to my ribcage, trying to suck the life's blood from my lungs. Now, i'm sure we'll get along just fine, and I can give you everything ya ever dreamed of kid, but... Ya gotta tell me who ya are.

Come on. Get up here: Introduce y'self to the crowd...

Comments

[raoin.livejournal.com]

Land Shark!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

"Lamd Shark"? Girl, Land Shark ain't got not thumbs!

[raoin.livejournal.com]

special mutated land shark...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh. It all becomes clear.

[hametsunosaturn.livejournal.com]

And why are you not listening to "Step Right Up" while doing this shpeal? schpeel? schpeal? How do you spell that...?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

'Cause I was on the wrong computer :)

"Spiel"

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

It's all German and junk. They say "Shp" when they mean "sp".

As for Introductions, I

Am the Dean of Mad Scientist University, and one of Atlanta's best Tangueros.

And I want your toothsome brainmeats and media.

Re: "Spiel"

[wolven.livejournal.com]

one of Atlanta's best Tangueros.

Seriously? You have a certificate, or is it just people speaking highly of your reputation?

Speaking highly of myself...

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

but it's probably true.

I've been dancing for nine years. The community is only five years older than that. And unless there's an odd-man-out situation, I'm never lacking for dance partners.

Re: "Spiel"

[hametsunosaturn.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, yes, German! Of course. Now it all makes so much more sense.

[cailement.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Kim and it's been 17 hours since my last drink where I got pissfaced with other English teachers in Japan on the beach of this small island called Tokashiki off the coast of mainland Okinawa. Three of them didn't make it off the beach until the sun came up. At least I made it to the "tents."

I'm 26 and I like reading and not sports. I think I'm mostly boring, but apparently I'm not so quite.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Those all sound like completely awesome things.