Good morning. Yes, you do need to know this.

[wolven7]

Just so you know, I'm producing a startling amount of bright green phlegm. Nothing else seems to be wrong, anymore. No aches, no fever.

Just nuclear mucus.

Seriously, this is a ridiculous green colour.

[Edit:11.15:

In less disgusting news:

mech_angel has pointed me to the Think Geek WiFi Detector Shirt.

Maybe it's because I just finished Spook Country, yesterday (and may be re-reading it soon), but this is seriously one of the coolest things I've seen all week...]

Comments

[bluesummers.livejournal.com]

Been feeling numb, emotionless, or inactive lately?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Inactive, perhaps, but not numb or emotionless. Quite the opposite, in fact...

[bluesummers.livejournal.com]

That's impossible. Medieval science has never steered me wrong before.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

All the demons in here are supposed to be there. Thus far.

[davidsfoley.livejournal.com]

I've shipped a few of these at UPS, but I think my favorite shirt is the Chain mail t shirt (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9080/).

Seriously man,

Chain.

Mail.

Tee-

Shirt.

How frickin' awesome?

Amazingly awesome.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That IS pretty awesome, actually.

WANT!

[teididh.livejournal.com]

I might actually be able to justify that as a necessary expense for family holidays!

ThinkGeek has all the cool stuff lately.