This is where i used to live,

[wolven7]

If i ever mention "The Douglas House," i mean this place:

http://www.showing247.com/138douglas/index.html

Horribly haunted. Oh so great. Living there was the best fucking summer of my life, thus far....

I need $529,000.

NOW!!!!!

That is all.

Comments

[ex-noctem859.livejournal.com]

*breathless*

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Exactly... *sigh*

[tkc.livejournal.com]

are you attempting to subliminally blackmail people, Damien? ;)

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

SUBliminal? Heh. Supraliminal.

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[tkc.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that require actually making subtle hints that 'donations' are welcome?

All you're doing is saying 'i need money'.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Subtle Hell. "Hey you! Join the Navy!"

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[tkc.livejournal.com]

oh boy....a veiled Simpsons reference...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Again: i thought it was rather blatant. only thing missing was the "- L.T. Smash 'Simpsons'". But oh well.

The NAME...is Sylphiel.

[(Anonymous)]

Specifics, especially those regarding ca$h, are only going to f@$k up your desire.
For example:
Do you actually want 529k? No. You want SEX. And there is no sex...in the champagne room.
Regarding the house...again...got distracted by the sex, couldn't help it...
The desire is easier for everyone to give you if you ask for exactly what you want (which ends up having less prerequisites than asking for a specific thing, for some goddam reason.). You don't want the cash. You want what you're gonna buy with the cash, a big-ass fucking haunted house. And maybe not even that big. Maybe you just want heavy-duty haunting. This puts it in a range of cash flow that fits the budget of a college boy.
You want it that big, move back to specifics. How is it gonna get affordable? Best option, of course, is someone buying it and dying mysteriously in it. That ALWAYS helps. Water damage, maybe...discovery of some sort of rot...SOMETHING must be wrong with the house. You just have to come up with what that something is.
Beyond that...get a job. No, not THAT job, one of the lame ones. You get THAT job by holding the lame one and continuing to look for jobs.

Re: The NAME...is Sylphiel.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Good points, all, friend (?) Sylphiel. I know the name, but having a hard time remembering the person currently possessed of/by it. Perhaps a clue. In the form of Email. If not, then oh well.