"The Treasury Wizards"

[wolven7]

Announcer: And Now it's time for "Frank Talk, With a Frankie."

Voice 1: This is Angel.

Voice 2: This is Angel.

Angels Together: We are the Android Sisters. What is Your Question?

Caller: All of reality exists in our minds. Is that true?

Angel: What is your Intelligence Rating?

Caller: I'm classified as a 5.5555.

Angel: You understand, we only speak to you on the level that you can comprehend.

Caller: I appreciate that.

Angel: For those of you watching out there adjust your I.T. Rating to--

Angels Together: 5.5555. What is your question?

Caller: I already Asked it.

Angel: What is your question?

Caller: I said I already asked it.

Angels Together: What is your question?

Caller: . . .

Angels Together: What is your question?

Caller: Oh, all right. I want to know if reality is in my mind or is it out there? I mean, change my mind and I could change reality. Right? Wrong? What? I'm confused.

Angels Together: Dear Confused:

Angel: Briefly, reality is merely what everyone agrees Is Real.

Angel: What everyone agrees is Not real, does not exist.

Confused: Who programmed you?

Angels Together: Who Programmed You?

Confused: How should I know? Everyone. I don't know. I'm still confused.

Angels Together: Dear Still Confused:

Angel: You are confusing the Symbol for Reality.

Robotic Voice Over: Re-AL-ity!

Angel: Money is a good example.

RVO: Money!

Still Confused: What About money? I Like money.

RVO: Money, Money!

Angel: I will use two pieces of paper as an example. Can you see this?

Still Confused: I see One piece of paper; the other's money.

Angels Together: Two Pieces Of Paper.

Still Confused: What?

Angel: Here are two pieces of paper. Both, the same size, both, just paper.

RVO: Paper.

Angel: Humans are obsessed with money.

RVO: Money, money, Money-Money.

Still Confused: Not all humans, just some of of us. M-most of us...

Angel: One piece of paper is worth Five-Hundred Solar Credits, the other is worthless. Not even worth a Solar Centavo.

Angel: Do you know why?

Still Confused: Sure: One is a piece of money, and the other's a piece of paper.

Angels Together: They Are Both Paper.

Still Confused: Yeah. Right.

Angel: One has been

Angels Together: Blessed

Angel: By the Treasury Wizards.

Angel: The other, Has Not.

Still Confused: That's it?!

RVO: That's It.

Angel: The Symbol is controlling your mind.

Still Confused: Hm... I see.

Angel: Oh! Our time is up! This is Angel.

Angel: This is Angel.

Angels Together: We are the Android Sisters. Until Next Time.
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From Ruby: The Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe.

Have a good day.

Comments

[sadistic-apollo.livejournal.com]

whenever someone tells me to wake up it must be cause my dreams disturb their reality.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Everyone's always do. Some people jut catch it more. If you can explain that you're doing it on purpose, some people calm down. Others get pissed.

[sadistic-apollo.livejournal.com]

ain't it grand bein a lucid dreamer =)

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Dream layers can get weird, though.

[sadistic-apollo.livejournal.com]

honestly, if you've already accepted that yer the master of yer domain then some occasional weirdness is pretty much to be expected. what with conflicting other domains and the occasional bad burrito upsettin the balance.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

True enough.

money money money money

[hametsunosaturn.livejournal.com]

*irritated* They are both paper!

XD I love that mp3 (song?) so very, very much.

Re: money money money money

[wolven.livejournal.com]

It is perhaps the most awesome chunk of radio play I've ever heard. ^_^

Re: money money money money

[hametsunosaturn.livejournal.com]

I've actually listened to it so much that just reading that, I can recite it as they do. I love the Android Sisters.

Re-AL-ity! RVO has the best inserts, too. XD I love it so much!

Re: money money money money

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I'm very glad. And I'm glad anastomosis gave it to me... I wonder how he's doing, actually...

Re: money money money money

[hametsunosaturn.livejournal.com]

You should find out.

Re: money money money money

[wolven.livejournal.com]

You are correct, ma'am.

[momentai.livejournal.com]

I've never really agrees with this, but whatever.

What do I have to do to apply to be on the Panel W/o a Purpose?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Money is only worth what we say it's worth. Things mean what we say they mean. Doesn't mean they don't Actually mean that, but that they mean it because we say so. What's wrong with that?

As for Pw/oP, we're trying something different, this year. There'll be flyers, and you should just show to the room. Wherever that ends up being.

[momentai.livejournal.com]

Yes, I understand it, I just don't like their attitude about it.
And I meant for being on the panel.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I know. If you want to be on it, we just need to have enough microphones. Show up at the room, and we'll go from there.

[lilsayermonster.livejournal.com]

Not related to your post but, did you get the evite? I didn't have some peoples addresses so I thought I'd email them, but I'd never used evite before and so I don't trust it entirely...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I did get it, I just haven't replied, yet. Thank you :)

[tsumari.livejournal.com]

but I never let a tech call last that long. Eh, go fig.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Two of you don't host a talk show, though, and if you're an android, you hide it very well. *nods*