From mendori, the best thing today can do:

[wolven7]

Rammstein - [Klavier]--- It's Vegetarian. It's Kosher. It's BaconSalt. Your life is now complete.

Oh wait. Not yet: You need a T-shirt.

That's right: Animal Farm referencing BaconSalt shirts.

Oh yesssss....

Comments

[mendori.livejournal.com]

Is it weird that I'm imagining laying this out like lines of coke and licking it off a mirror?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Not even a little bit.

Yes,

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

but that makes two of us weirdos in this case. Mmm... nummy vegetarian bacony goodness.

Re: Yes,

[mendori.livejournal.com]

And and... you can make ANYTHING taste like bacon! Lettuce! Carrots! Corn! Steak! Lamb! Chili! Clam Chowder! Chicken Soup! ANYTHING!

[raoin.livejournal.com]

i'd do it... that's pretty much the first thing i thought of doing... the whole first bottle would go down pretty much like that. i'd have to buy two the first time just to be able to enjoy it on anything.

where the fuck have you been? and how come i havent heard from you?

[archipelagical.livejournal.com]

the little piggy on the logo is so cute.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yes it is ^_^