Further disgracing herself, Paris hilton Throws a Hissy Fit.

[wolven7]

Warren Zevon - [Wild Age]--- 'Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence.

The celebrity heiress was ordered to attend the hearing rather than listen to the proceeding by telephone. '

No less than she deserves for that "Undisclosed Medical Condition" bullshit. I have this sneaking suspicion about how she got out in the first place, but if I said it, having no evidence, I would probably get sued for libel.

Beck - [Whiskeyclone, Hotel City 1997]--- So you'll just have to speculate. See Sarah Silverman's impromptu roast, for hints.

Ta

Comments

[misanthropic1.livejournal.com]

oh good, i signed a petition against her being let off her prison sentence. good to see the law is finally realising there shouldn't be one law for the rich and another for the commoners.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Like i said, "Undisclosed Medical Condition" my entire Ass.

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

Medical Condition? I really don't think panic attacks are medical conditions, it's a reaction to having to suck it up and bear responsibility maybe...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I know a lot of people who had pretty paralyzing panic attacks, but they're like a phobia: The only way they go away is to either A) completely avoid the source, forever and always (unlikely) or B) deal. There may be the option for drugs, or something else, but, paralyzing panic attacks or no, she fucked up. She's going to jail.

Also, if she has panic attacks, how the fuck does she spend so much time in clubs, around large groups of people, in stressful situations, where she's not in control? Or does her mediasexuality balance all of that?

[misanthropic1.livejournal.com]

surely just about everyone who goes to jail for the first time would have a panic attack?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Oh goes into complete shock, and shuts down.

[misanthropic1.livejournal.com]

surely that's an improvement, in her case?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I would have to agree.

[blumuun.livejournal.com]

i heart Sarah Silverman.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

As well you should. :)

Completely wrong

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

Me love joo long time.

Re: Completely wrong

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Wow. That wrawesome.