They have existed for hundreds of millions of years.

[wolven7]

Now Sharks are coming back. And this time? It's A-Sexual.

'And then there were four... Here's the scenario: three sharks are in a tank, all three are female and all were captured when they were sexually immature babies. They spend three years in the tank together without ever coming in contact with a male. Then, one day, a baby shark pops up.'

I would like to clarify: SHARKS ARE REPRODUCING ASEXUALLY.

We are über-fucked.

Comments

[sadistic-apollo.livejournal.com]

not if we asplode (http://www.hpcwire.com/hpc/1572567.html) the world first

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That... is totally awesome. Asexual data-deluge sharks...

[mendori.livejournal.com]

doesn't surprise me. its a perfectly logical adaptation in a creature that is generally a solitary hunter in a giant, vast ocean with very little means to possibly find a mate within its lifetime.

*PLOOP* shark clone baby

.... yes, yes, my shark clone army will soon take over the oceans of the world!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

YOUR shark clone army? I don't think so, madam.

Also, it's an adaptation suited to something with small numbers, whose numbers are getting smaller. Which is why I'm actually kind of happy about this.

[mendori.livejournal.com]

.... my agreement clearly states that the shark clone army is on lease to you, not under direct ownership.

[mendori.livejournal.com]

and you still need to email me address so I can bring strange new person by to meet.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Yep, I do.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. But if I develop thumbs and legs for them, I except the patent, damn it.

Haque weighs in

[karishi.livejournal.com]

Check out applegeeks light.

Re: Haque weighs in

[wolven.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY!