Cafferty on this past congress:

[wolven7]

"All the stuff that this last Congress failed to get around to; education, social security. . ."

PWAH! HAHAHAH! "This last Congress." HAHAH!

Hilarity

Comments

[raoin.livejournal.com]

this is why they tell you things like
"if you dont go to sleep, santa will never come."
"a watched pot is slow to boil."
"if you poke it, it wont heal."

or something.
forget the elections for now. let them be a marvelous surprise for the next morning.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

O.o Marvelous....?

I stick by Spider on this one:

"You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome." - Spider Jerusalem

"I know [it's crooked], but it's the only game in town." - Canada Bill ;)

[raoin.livejournal.com]

i still say, in the right mind-set "marvelous" is a dirty word.

i have agreed with Spider, and you, on many occasions.

if they want to use switchblades to fuck you, then grab a machette and use it to explain to them how you want to watch tv today, and so do they. overall, it might be the only game in town. but sometimes you need to either move town or invent a new game.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I prefer katana to machettes.

The only game in town needs to be reinvented. Currently, the only way to reinvent the game, oddly, is to play it.

[kitsuchan.livejournal.com]

More than all night- VA and Montana still aren't decided. Don't you just love it?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

In a very twisted, and potentially wrong way, yes. Yes I do.