That's... pretty funny.
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wolven7MC Frontalot - [Message No. 419]--- 1) I just got this in the mail.
"From: Miss Mariam Coulibaly
Dearest Damien,
Good day,
"I am contacting you to assist me transfer USD $5.2 Mllion Dollars( USDM 5.200,000 Dollars ) the money I inherited from my Late Father which he made from the sale of Crude Oil Business for investment in your Company under your Management while I continue my education.
"I am looking for an account with no/little fees where i can get a reasonable interest rate along with acces to it if needed, I would like a company or Individual whom is reasonably well known in your country.
"Many thanks to you if you can help me as I would compensate you with a good percentage of the money which is negotiable after the money has been successfully moved into your account.I am waiting for your urgent reply in my private email address as written below.
(********@*****.**)
"Thanks and God Bless you as I wait for your urgent reply for more details.
"Yours Respectfully,
"Mariam Coulibaly"
Heheh.
2) I watched "Who Wants to be a Superhero" tonight, and i have to say. That was hilarious. Stan Lee has Lost His Shit. And I Totally called that ending.
3) Read The Stupidest Angel, by Christopher Moore. He's setting himself up as the American Pratchett.
The Dresden Dolls - [Coin-Operated Boy (Live)]--- That's pretty much it, for today. Back to you homes and places of businesses.
"From: Miss Mariam Coulibaly
Dearest Damien,
Good day,
"I am contacting you to assist me transfer USD $5.2 Mllion Dollars( USDM 5.200,000 Dollars ) the money I inherited from my Late Father which he made from the sale of Crude Oil Business for investment in your Company under your Management while I continue my education.
"I am looking for an account with no/little fees where i can get a reasonable interest rate along with acces to it if needed, I would like a company or Individual whom is reasonably well known in your country.
"Many thanks to you if you can help me as I would compensate you with a good percentage of the money which is negotiable after the money has been successfully moved into your account.I am waiting for your urgent reply in my private email address as written below.
(********@*****.**)
"Thanks and God Bless you as I wait for your urgent reply for more details.
"Yours Respectfully,
"Mariam Coulibaly"
Heheh.
2) I watched "Who Wants to be a Superhero" tonight, and i have to say. That was hilarious. Stan Lee has Lost His Shit. And I Totally called that ending.
3) Read The Stupidest Angel, by Christopher Moore. He's setting himself up as the American Pratchett.
The Dresden Dolls - [Coin-Operated Boy (Live)]--- That's pretty much it, for today. Back to you homes and places of businesses.
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Date: 2006-08-04 06:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-04 01:36 pm (UTC)Also, of course he would love it. He's insane. Always has been. Now he's just insane, bored, and with more money than he'll ever need.
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Date: 2006-08-04 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-08-04 02:39 pm (UTC)"Dear Sir/Madamme,
"I am trying to get a fund together to stop internet spam. This year, I have received X numeber of e-mails, asking me to send information and moneys to fraudulent accounts. (Filler Filler Filler Whiny Story Filler Filler.)
"If you could send just 10 (dollars, pounds, euros) to (offshore Cayman Islands Accoutn), then we could put a stop to this horrible war on internet spammers and defrauders. Please send this to as many friends as you think will be interested.
"Sincerely,
"HR Smokumup McHuffington XVII"
BRILLIANT!
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Date: 2006-08-04 11:38 pm (UTC)