Birthday Announcement:

[wolven7]

It's time, once again, for my It's My Birthday, So Here Are Your Presents Romp.

What do you want from me?

Haiku, piece of music, [comic]book/movie/television recommendation, story, prophecy, divination? Pick one, and it's yours.

Let me know, before 4.44am of the 16th, either here, or in email.

I'm out. Time to get some work done, down at the office.

Heheheheheh. "Office."

Comments

[celestial-fluke.livejournal.com]

prophecy please.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I'll e-mail.

well, well

[rubberdux.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday! I like this custom.... divination, please;)

Re: well, well

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I use tarot best, is that ok?

[u-madman.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday. You're soul would be nice, as it seems we're running out of those for this department. Or you could just contract us the souls of people you know. That is all.

Form Letter

[wolven.livejournal.com]

We must regrettably inform you that we cannot, at this time , supply your request, without express written permission of the clients, as signed and notarised, in the usual way (arterial blood, menstrual flow, semen, &c.).

We at HellCorp., LLC. are remanded as the sole custodians of our clients' properties, hereafter refered to as "The Soul," until such time as they are claimed by their rightful owners, whosoever that person, or those persons may be. The space of time in which we are engaged to keep The Soul shall hereafter be refered to as "Eternity," with the stipulation that this length of time, or lack thereof, is to be conceived howsoever the clients wish it to be.

We thank you for your interest in doing business with HellCorp., LLC, and hope to hear from you, in the future.

[renatus.livejournal.com]

Music, please.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Recommendation or single song?

[wacko1138.livejournal.com]

The book back that I lent you?  ;)

[wolven.livejournal.com]

You mean "Books". There were two. And sure. :)

[raoin.livejournal.com]

oh yes, divination here please!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Will get it to you in the daylight. Also, some things may change, regarding times, but probably not.

My hands

[karishi.livejournal.com]

I'll fix up a back right pretty for yez. If yours isn't in need, you are free to route me to a back in need.
As for what I want, readings are a great deal of fun, partly because I like watching the relationship you have with your cards. You and they are almost like some mystic comedy act.
Don't worry; I won't be offended if they don't opt to make a funny during the reading.

Re: My hands

[wolven.livejournal.com]

If you can make it over here, either tomorrow, after noon, or so, or if you're willing to receive said on Not-My-Birthday, then cool.

[kitsuchan.livejournal.com]

Mmm, divination, I think. But you'll have to wait on your cake from me until I come back from China, unless you want it squished and kinda icky from the long mailing.

Ewww...

[karishi.livejournal.com]

As we agreed, the one reason I didn't mail you cheese.

By the way, where you at? I've called every 12 hours at 12 for the last two or three days. Gimme a call sometime; my card's down to 44 minutes.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Will do. I'll get it to you, during Daylight hours.

And I can wait, for cake :)

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Just call in a favour or two in reference to the recent troubles, dear?

And, related, I think it'd help both of us to work together more. Look how well discussing things on the porch went, and the walking-talking.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Done and Done.

[jessicarabbitt.livejournal.com]

Help...I've rethought my goals and a new goal is at hand. We'll talk.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

There I am.

[ellenore.livejournal.com]

Divination sounds good. :)

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Like the others, you will receive said, in the daylight. :)

Re: well, well

[rubberdux.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I haven't had my cards done since 1991. I'll have to chew on this a little.

Re: well, well

[wolven.livejournal.com]

You're more than welcome. I hope it helps.

Hmm...

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

I think I've asked for tarot more than once, always about the heart. And I was considering asking for a titanium heart, but I'm not sure you have one to give. Was also thinking about giving you a soul so you should give it to u_madman and both of you would have a happy Wolven birthday, but I don't have any spares.

It's a really simple question, though. I love stories. Tell me a story.

Re: Hmm...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, there was a knight whose only goal was to do right and well by his kingdom, and to show his love the Princess and the Queen. He wanted to make sure that the entire kingdom understood his love, and precisely what it meant to him, and so he sought out the greatest wizard in the land.

"Great Wizard," said the knight, "I stand firm for the kingdom, and I love the Princess and the Queen with my very being. I want to show that I will do eerything in my power to protect them, and never to harm them; I want to keep them safee, in my heart, forever."

The Wizard stared at the young knight, sizing him, weighing his intentions, and his understanding. Without saying a word, he walked to the knight, and clapped his hands to the boy's chest, and dug inward.

The young knight screamed in pain, like he had never known, but knew that he must endure it, if he were to keep the Princess and Queen safe. Eventually the pain stopped, replaced by a cold certainty, emotions of love and care, expressed in rigid restrictions.

As he looked out to a dull grey sky, uniform to the horizon, he knew that there would never be a danger to Princess and the Queen, again.

[auriam.livejournal.com]

Hey, Semagic tells me it's your bday... so happy birthday, man. And I don't want anything, really... well, I guess that's not totally true; everyone wants *something* from everyone else they know... so I guess all I want is to know someone interesting. Might come in handy someday to be connected to other intelligent, networked, creative people.

So have a good birthday. As Laurie Anderson said, "You were born, and so you're free. So happy birthday."

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Thank you, very much. I appreciate the thought, greatly. That small statement has a lot to unpack, in it. Birth as freedom, and what that means. I like that.

Thanks, a lot.

I want....

[tribeofone.livejournal.com]

the temptation is there to ask for something that I know you are not fully prepared for, but I think I will be simple. I want an action. I know it isn't on the list but when do I ever do as told...
Besides I think you will agree to it.
The Action is as follows, get your ass over to the Dekalb Farmer's Market spend more than $2 on a chocolate bar and give it to Megan for me. I am a few hundred miles out of reach... Thanks, I knew you would. Tell me how she likes it. Look I didn't send you over to my hidden chocolatier in Chamblee mainly 'cause I don't know how to explain how to get there and they have very limited hours of business.

Re: I want....

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Will do as soon as possible.