Hmm.. Things I maybe shouldn't do.

[wolven7]

Katzenjammer Kabarett - [Gemini Girly Song]--- I am an extremely open and honest person. Except when I'm not, but that's neither here nor etc. It's gotten me in trouble, many times. Many many times.

I do it because I have a fundamental want to be liked by people I like. We've talked about this, before. We all want that, some time or another. I'm just better at rolling with it, when it doesn't happen. I use the crushing disappointment to drive me forward. Heh.

Katzenjammer Kabarett - [Genuine, a Fantastic Revue]--- The point, if there is to Be one, would be that I showed Dr. McClymond that thing I wrote, in response to my dad. One of the foremost scholars in the field of comparative religion, today, trained at one of the most respected comparative schools, in the world (UC Santa Barbara), and I showed her this thing I wrote to my dad, defending the idea of being able to practice multiple religions...

Katzenjammer Kabarett - [The Crowd Around]--- There is every possibility that this could come around to bite me on the ass.

But either way, I learn something, right?

Whatever. My birthday is Saturday. For 24 hours, then, I am your Lord And Complete Master. Your Living God. ^_^

So, a question: If you could get me anything, price, shipping, delivery, confines of physics, not being a hindrance, what would you get me?

Katzenjammer Kabarett - [L'Amiral Cherche Une Maison à Louer]--- I'm out.

Comments

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Your wings. The world in a different state. A slightly scared steak at Ruth's Chris. Pyrokinesis. Fuzzy cuffs. >:)

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Heee. ^_^

The Omniscience Box

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday. I hope it fits. Please don't turn it upside down, however.

...

Either that, or a new heart for myself. Since you want me to be happy and stop self-destructing, right? Right? So I'd be getting you something you wanted. Or getting me something you wanted. Nevermind, I've confused myself.

...

Well, there's no point in thinking if it all stays upstairs, methinks.

Re: The Omniscience Box

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I have a tendency to give people things, on my birthday, so that would not be remiss, no.

And nope, if none of the thinking sees the daylight, and tastes the fresh air, before being locked back in the cellar/attic, then what's the point?

Re: The Omniscience Box

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

Another shared cancerous trait... wanting things to "flow", and fall into place for people.

The only case I can see for hiding thoughts would be those that go bump in the night. The rest of the world isn't ready to see them, and I often think they prefer the dark.

Beyond that, you've put a shard of truth out there, we hope it's recognized as such.

Re: The Omniscience Box

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That's all we can really do, without going totalitarian on their asses.

Abraham Lincoln

[karishi.livejournal.com]

He'd be all six-four and serious and diplomatic and you could talk to him about all those things you always wanted to talk to Abraham Lincoln about, and then you could keep him in your closet, folded-up-like, but of course that would be tricky for someone his size.
So we'd have to mod him a bit, y'know, take out that whole "has to eat" thing and replace it with uranium or maybe kryptonite, so he could be serious and diplomatic for all time.
Really, I don't think it's just you. Everybody should have a Cyber-Lincoln for their birthday. Of course, to give him to that many people, we'd have to steal him from every moment of his original existence.
I call the Young Lawyer Lincoln from the Norman Rockwell posters! "My 'Young Lawyer' Cyber-Lincoln can beat up your 'Shaved at the Behest of a Little Girl' Cyber-Lincoln!"
And of course you'd have deconstructionists who would have the "Caught Halfway Through Shaving" model. It would be a lot of fun to see lincoln with just half his beard, especially once we replaced the beard-hairs with tiny modem cables so's he looked like a techish Davy Jones.

Re: Abraham Lincoln

[renatus.livejournal.com]

Even though this was for wolven, thank you for this, because it totally weirded up my day. :D

Re: Abraham Lincoln

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That's his specialty. karishi weirds days up somethin' nice.

Re: Abraham Lincoln

[wolven.livejournal.com]

"Real holographic evil Lincoln is BACK!"

I call dibs on Conception-Through-Death model, with John Wilkes Booth accessories!

Ooh, yeah

[karishi.livejournal.com]

Forget the Rockwell Lincoln. I'd want the one from when he was dreaming of his own funeral rites.
Clearly, I'd want the one from the dreamspace, not just a Sleeping Cyber-Lincoln from a specific day.

Re: Ooh, yeah

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Precisely. That'd be Awesome.

I'd get you...

[renatus.livejournal.com]

A few hours at an awesome little cafe in Portland, Oregon, whatever time of day since it's open all of the time, where we could drink the caffinated beverages of our choice and talk about universes and feel the walls of this one getting thinner as we did so.

Re: I'd get you...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Coffee and conversation are Always welcome. :)