HELL YES! THAT'S how you avoid Jury selection, bitches!

[wolven7]

Alanis Morissette - [Uninvited]--- 'Defense attorney Leslie Ballin called it the "jury pool from hell." The group of prospective jurors was summoned to listen to a case of Tennessee trailer park violence. Right after jury selection began last week, one man got up and left, announcing, "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite.". . .'

Dear god, yes... I love this country, sometimes. It really does pull through, with the amusement factor, in a clutch. ^_^

Comments

[nazzrose.livejournal.com]

that was just wonderful

[herredheart.livejournal.com]

i think that has been one of the best things i've read all day

[mr-hinzelmann.livejournal.com]

I just called and told them that I was in law school and they said I shouldn't bother showing up ever.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it? ^_^

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Very Glad i could be of assistance. ^_^

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That would probably work for philosphy, as well.... Hmmm....