wolven7 | Posted, on karishi's behalf.

Every word of this is true. It all happened, not five minutes ago.
S: No, I'm serious. I'm walking down to the store, I check out the
window.
It's clear. I look out the window when I'm almost outside. It's fine,
and
then I get to the sidewalk. BOOM. It's pouring.
J: Did you ever consider you might be a god of rain, like in the
Douglas Adams
book, that third one?
S: This has been suggested already, by other people. It's a
possibility. I so
don't want to...It's going to start raining again. Every time I leave
my
fucking house it starts fucking raining on me. This is why I don't
like to
leave my house.
*Gets up*
J: You sure you don't want an umbrella?
S: Nah, it's less than a block from where I'm going to park to my
apartment.
A'right
*opens door*
I'm gonna head out now...
*It starts fucking raining*
...
J: HOLY CRAP.
S: Hmm.
*Closes door, waits a few seconds*
*It stops fucking raining*
J: You just had to say it, didn't you.
S: *Doesn't say a word. Runs before they notice he's outside again*

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