Our Name Is Legion. For We Are Many.

[wolven7]

I... fucking Love "Storm of the Century." I'd never seen it, before, or read the screenplay, but it is quickly becoming one of my favourite Stephen King works. I mean... my god... I simply love it...

But, then, i have a soft spot for the Demonic.

Time for Futurama, then, innit?

Comments

[mendori.livejournal.com]

Im a little tea pot short and stout,
here is my handel here is my spout,
when i get all steamed up, hear me shout

- GET ME THE FUCK OFF THE STOVE -

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Finally, some sympathy for the tea pot.

[mendori.livejournal.com]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a dish of common place
I’ve been on the table many a year
Searved many a cup of earl gray
I was around at four o'clock
With some crumpets, and some cake
Make damn sure to have real cream
Or I will not be responcible for your fate...

Pleased to meet you
Would you like some tea?
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my blend...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I am personally going to see to it, that you go to Three Distinct types of Hell.

That is All.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

you disturbed him enough to send you to THREE types of hell, thas kewl.

i like you.

^-^

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Has nothing to do with being disturbed. I put the song in the perpetrating brain, in the first place. I'm going to continue doing things on those lines.

Already, YHWH is sending this person to me for putting Cheese on Kosher Hot Dogs. That's One. The Song is Two. What with some other things i know, i'm sure i can come up with a third.

[mendori.livejournal.com]

... See... I know the secrets.. Ive been disturbing him for years with things like this. And THIS was his fault!

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I could disturb all of you. This does naught but Tempt me to do so.

[mendori.livejournal.com]

Bastard.
*Slathers a kosher dog in sharp chedder*
Bastard.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

wait.... I put cheese on kosher hotdogs... is that a bad thing?!?

[raoin.livejournal.com]

i like it when you get disturbing. its fun.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Kosher Hotdogs. To be Kosher, meat must NEVER touch dairy product. To the extent that they are stored in Separate Storage freezers, and cooked in Distinctly Different cookware. One for dairy ALWAYS, one for meat, ALWAYS.

Yes. You are also going to that special Hell.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

See you at the Office.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

You only say that because the full extent of it hasn't been truned against you, yet.

[mendori.livejournal.com]

It sure as hell aint Kosher.

"Do not cook a young goat in its mother's milk. " - Exodus 23::19

IE - dont mix dairy and meat in one meal.

[xionnon.livejournal.com]

"Give me what I want, and I will go away"

gotta love Stephen King

[wolven.livejournal.com]

So simple. So easy. It's Right There.

'"This Could be the end of civilisation, as we know it."
'"I doubt that. But we can always Hope."'

Do i know you?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Ah Exodus: The list of rules given to us, as we wandered through the treacherous, Hot, Bacteria-Fostering desert. Without things like... preservatives, and freezers...

MMmm Boy!

[raoin.livejournal.com]

in other words: no its not a bad thing, you're just going to hell.

i can live with that. i'll go to hell when i'm good and ready.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

well then do it already and make me believe you for once!

[xionnon.livejournal.com]

Nope, reading the friends list of my friends again. I'm Jonathan, good to meet you?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

No. You Really think i'm bluffing, or something, don't you?

Feh.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Figured. I know which friend, too. But hello. Interesting to meet you.

[xionnon.livejournal.com]

King, Stargate... whats your opinion of farscape?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

One of my favourite shows. I miss it greatly.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

i dont think you're bluffing. but i do think that i hear all too often about your abilites to do this or that, i never see any proof.

i could probably go along happily never knowing the true depths of your ability to disturb your fellow man, but then again, i'm a curious person and i figure i can handle the things what disturb me. if i cant, then i need to learn.

dont feh on me. its rude. and besides, i dont feh on you. i respect you more than that.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

All i ever hear is "Prove it, prove it, prove it." Maybe I will prove it. But when i do, if i do... Shit. Nevermind. I could say "don't get upset," or "don't say i didn't warn you."

But whatever. Whatever.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

why would you bother to say "dont get upset"? the point of disturbing me is to make me upset in one way or another isnt it? you told me you could really disturb me, dont you think that's enough of a warning? fuck, if that isnt enough of a warning i must be really dense. when i say prove it i'm not asking you to make me believe you. i already believe you. why shouldnt i? what i am asking you to do is show me, because its something i'd like to see/experience/know.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

That's fine.

[momentai.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't we only go to Hell if we believed in that Hell in the first place? Where do get off condemning folks for breaking rules they never agreed to follow?

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Then why eat kosher hot dogs, at all? They certainly aren't Cheaper. And there are fewer in a package.

Doing it cause you get your jollies from it, implies a belief in a belief, and the want to flout that belief. In that sense, you are practicing blasphemous acts. You go to Hell for it.

But you're also forgetting that Jews don't believe in Hell. You either go to Heaven, or you don't. The real point of being good, in Judaism, is for its own sake.

Now, knowing that i know that, think about why i would have gotten into this discussion in the first place. It may not be the for reasons you think.

I Heart Metaphysical Jokings.

Hell is what you make of it. Literally.

[momentai.livejournal.com]

No, they are not cheaper, but they are generally tastier than ball parks. And again, I say that if one doesn't porport the belief system to begin with, he can't really be accused of blasphemy.

Not that I would ever put cheese on a Hebrew frank...I'm not a Communist.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Within the context you are, by definition, commiting it. In YOUR context, however, you're fine.

Just make sure your personal context matters more.

[ex-noctem859.livejournal.com]

I've read so much Stephen King and seen so much I've never heard of Storm of a Century. As you said, definitely becoming one of my favorites.

Soooo yeah, didn't see the second half. Too tired to exist. Taped it though, will watch it when I get home tonight. How evil of SciFi to split up the two in two nights. Evil evil. . .

Jeff kept laughing last night "you're not going to be able to sleep because you know how it want to ends!" He was right in a way. It just took longer to fall asleep.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

*jab jab*

i put cheese on any hotdog. if i have cheese. it tastes better than miracle whip, or mustard, or ketchup. and what i'm really looking for when i put cheese on my hotdog, kosher or not, is a tasty hotdog, not blasphemy.

which is something i agree with, its only blasphemy if you agree with it. i dont. so its not.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

It really is quite wonderful. And it's Three parts, with the last one being tonight... Enjoy. :)

[djaesthetic.livejournal.com]

I'm a little teapot???

...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Watch "Storm of the Century." The song features heavily.

[momentai.livejournal.com]

You know chees is good, but I can't go so far as to say it is better than mustard. That's just crazy talk.