........ This scares me more than anything, else.

[wolven7]

When i was born, my Grandmother-- my father's mother-- said that God sent me to her as her special child...

That's why she dotes on me, so much...

So, the phrase Holy Shit has lots of uses, dunnit?

{Addendum 25.06.03, 7.40 pm: KMFDM - [Light] As i said to mech_angel in the replies: 'The other thing is, she's never said WHY i was her "special child". She has at LEAST 10 other grandchildren... A few great-grandchildren, and, likely, many more on the way... Sowhatthe FUCK?! I'm not the oldest. I'm not the youngest...'

What, exactly, makes me special... And it's not one of those things you feel comfortable Asking your aging, doting grandparent. Hence, my worry.}

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[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

*insert required smartassed comment about being Special, and a Short Bus*

[wolven.livejournal.com]

>.< FINE, then... *pouts and stuff* Heh.

As i said to damnedsaint: It simply raises more questions as to whether my family knew exactly what they were doing. Mrr. Silly "coincidences." Makes my head hurt.

The other thing is, she's never said WHY i was her "special child". She has at LEAST 10 other grandchildren... A few great-grandchildren, and, likely, many more on the way... Sowhatthe FUCK?! I'm not the oldest. I'm not the youngest...

Simply scary, i says.

OBvously...

[karishi.livejournal.com]

It's because she had a dream, with lots of fire and wings and perhaps an exploding Tokyo Tower. And it disturbed her so thoroughly she asked God to send a special child to be summat like a little Hand O God and she could perhaps teach the child to prevent that horrible dream from coming to pass...but by nine months later that terrible dream was just a dream she'd had nine months ago, and here was a little child and isn't he special?
Har. Har. Har.

Re: OBvously...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

>.< BLEH! NO X Prophecies! NOOOO! KAMUI!!!! ARRRRGG!!! "stuff blows up*

Re: OBvously...

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

.......
*looks around for her Baseball Bat*

Arrgh!

[karishi.livejournal.com]

A great meme, lost in the void!
I wanted to make a horrible reference to the Peanut Butter Jelly Dance in response to your Baseball Bat comment, but it's not there!
Well, not with the dancing banana we know and love, anyway. Apparently it's now a peanut (or cupcake) and dances normal, pornstar-style, party-style...
I guess the meme wasn't so much "lost" as "cancerous," now that I think about it...

Re: OBvously...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Exactly. XP