Thoughts on our food items.

[wolven7]

Tried to post this earlier. LJ was being a bitch.

Wolven: That oddly coloured ketchup disturbs me. Mainly due to the fact that what ever the colouring agent is, it gives the stuff the visual texture of latex paint.

Kennit: I love that stuff

Wolven: O.o...
Wolven: ...........

*******: i did a painting with ketchup on a sheet of filo pastry

Wolven: You ate paint chips as a child, didn't you?

*****: lol

Wolven: i mean, honestly, that;s the kind of thing those mix-ups lead to/stem from.

Wolven: *munch munch much* MM! Lead-Based!

*****: haha

Wolven: *16 years later* Damn i love this purple ketchup!

Wolven: or "Damn I Love Painting with Ketchup!". . .

Wolven: Now where's that paint, i just made a SANDWICH!

Djehdi: ketchup on a sandwich?. . .

Djehdi: uh, ketchup on a sandwich is weird. are you sure you didn't eat paintchips as a child?...

Wolven: What...? Of course i did.

Wolven: What do you take me for, a communist?*

{Please note: Alll derrisive references to any political party, are made in a facetious manner. You Politcally Correct Nazis, you.}

Comments

[raoin.livejournal.com]

ah gods!!! not another thing i get to be accused of communisim for!!!!!!!! so, i didnt eat painchips as a child... i ate wild mushrooms and tacks, does that count?

[kennit.livejournal.com]

Purple ketchup is mucho fun to eat with, makes you want to play with your food. :P Plus, it looks nifty.

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Ketchup is narsty, period. If a sandwich isn't tasty enough without ketchup, it's not a proper sandwich. Same with mustard and mayo and all kinds of other condiments.
And I ate wild mulberries, constantly, when I was little. Still will when I can find 'em. :)

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

LOL! Of course it counts ^_^

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh I'm just messin with you. :)

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

I do too. There are tons of mulberry trees, in Atlanta. Hell, here in DC, my dad has one in his back yard. Heh.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

right on! down with condiments!!!

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

:P To all of you. I swear that, one day, i will make a Sauce that will change your Minds.

[raoin.livejournal.com]

Promise?

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[wolven.livejournal.com]

We'll talk about the details of it, later. I need to know the specifics of some things.

Long as the special ingredient isn't Cthuhl-Aid...

[karishi.livejournal.com]

Dammit, shouldn't have mentioned that stuff. Now I've summoned it and all its horrible mental images...like tentacles bursting through a wall and going "Oh, YEAH!"
And another tentacle dragging some random partygoer into the punchbowl...
I think I'm gonna STOP, now...

Re: Long as the special ingredient isn't Cthuhl-Aid...

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm Cthulh-Aid... Oh YEAH! Party goers, beware.