Today is the Greatest. Day-ee-ay-ee-ay.

Slept for shit.

Worked for 8.5 hours.

Made $16 in tips.

Lit one dollar of that on fire, metaphorically.

Had a Truly Terrible encounter at the Post Office.

Filled a formal complaint about the Post Office.

Ate a Quizno's Black Angus sub, which I've not done in Ages.

Waiting out the Tornado Warning.

So. Yeah. That's certainly a day.

I'm on a Motherfuckin' Boat!

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Thoughtless Thoughtfulness

-Describe me in one word- just one single word. Positive or negative.

-Leave your word in a comment, before looking at what words others have used.

-Copy and paste the meme to your journal to find out how people describe you when limited to one word.