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[wolven7]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or, you know, don’t) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

In other news, a non-traditional wedding party configuration means that one actually has to Work a wedding reception, in order to see something interesting.

Comments

[dovetail66.livejournal.com]

that you were arrestes for bein' too sexy!!

no um.. maybe um.. pirating music or something? lol who knows.

[dovetail66.livejournal.com]

um.. or arrested

[kittenspeaks.livejournal.com]

Civil Disobedience

ha. good question

[momentai.livejournal.com]

Major traffic violation or accidental terroristic threats.

Re: ha. good question

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Man, if people could get arrested for the second one, you'd think Olbermann would be in jail, forever.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Heh. Nice.

I would have to say

[the-old-songs.livejournal.com]

setting somebody's lungs on fire

[techiecl.livejournal.com]

Inciting a Riot.

[thenowhere.livejournal.com]

They'd be taking you away for your own protection from a mob of shitheads who wanted to take a monkeywrench to your brainmeats after you threatened to Expand Their Thinking.

[wolven.livejournal.com]

Or burn me as a witch. :)

[unknownbinaries.livejournal.com]

Violent heretical propagandizing. Or cutting someone.

[necrophonic.livejournal.com]

Indecent exposure at a Chuck E Cheese's

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

Thinking without a license.

... {hopefully the arrest would have been instigated by the spooks who want to hire you rather than the ones who just want you to disappear, but that's what I got}

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Conspiracy to instigate paradoces.

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Replacing the Argo. Not technically illegal, but damned annoying.

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Introducing toxic levels of smug into the area.