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wolven7CruxShadows - [4th Phase]---So i wasn't around, a lot, today. I was out, and doing stuff, like trying to fucking get paid. But alas, no. REally fucked up dreams, yesterday, and i don't remember the ones, from today.
Drank a bunch of CthulAid, tonight. Watched the Official Bootleg Version of Army of Darkness. It rocked. My sinuses are feeling a bit Bleh, tonight, but that's ok... I really have not too terribly much to say, here.
"When I sleep, I dream in Billions of colours.
Billions of Colours.
Am i not Real?"
When we all go down,
we go down together.
When you all go down,
you go down alone.
When i go down,
I'll go down together.
When you watch me Fall,
you'll think i'm in pieces.
And Death knows the Truth.
What are we, what are you, what am I? And the answer's in there, safe as houses, and just as fair... for someone, not me.... Hmm...
And on that note, i'm off to bed. Night.
Dream Well
Drank a bunch of CthulAid, tonight. Watched the Official Bootleg Version of Army of Darkness. It rocked. My sinuses are feeling a bit Bleh, tonight, but that's ok... I really have not too terribly much to say, here.
"When I sleep, I dream in Billions of colours.
Billions of Colours.
Am i not Real?"
When we all go down,
we go down together.
When you all go down,
you go down alone.
When i go down,
I'll go down together.
When you watch me Fall,
you'll think i'm in pieces.
And Death knows the Truth.
What are we, what are you, what am I? And the answer's in there, safe as houses, and just as fair... for someone, not me.... Hmm...
And on that note, i'm off to bed. Night.
Dream Well
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