Revelation:

[wolven7]

1. I am the Great Satan.

I don't know how Great, but, yeah.

2. I've fooled around with someone while not dating someone, and felt guilty about it.

Twice, actually, and I only felt bad about it, until I talked to the persons in question, and cleared up that that would never be happening again. With them. And then at all.

3. I've broken 8 of the 10 Commandments

Now you get to guess which ones. Shouldn't be too hard.

4. I've met a Leprechaun.

At least I'm pretty sure it was a Leprechaun. Maybe he was just a crazy, buff, short person, who liked green...

5. I've tasted the inside of a cloud.

Smelled it more than I tasted it, really, but they say the two are connected.

6. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I don't have a cat. Both of the cats who live in my house have breath that reeks of catfood.

Some of them were outright true. Some were varying degrees of truth. Others were lies.

I don't like games with lies, where the game itself can't also be a lie.

Now. You all win a prize: One half of a favour. Choose the half wisely.

I just ate a burger that I didn't enjoy too much, and now I'm going home.

Ta.